Title: I Didn't Know He Would Become Hokage
Paring/s: A little JiraTsu implied
Disclaimer: why do I even do this Masashi Kishimoto already owns my soul anyway I'm obviously not going to make money from this.
Summary: Headcanon that went double drabble gomen.
After Naruto saves the village (again) and the world (the first time around - the second time involved giant spiders and a bikini was generally one of those things that was Not Talked About) and finally becomes Hokage, Jiraiya finds himself spending the vast majority of his time in the After-Life freaking the fuck out. Because, sure, Tsunade's with him now - (he'd be angrier at that, but the sex is fantastic) - and Orochimaru is disturbingly less evil when his parents are, you know, alive and everything, but seriously: people have actually started to name their kids after that snot-nosed brat Jiraiya once called his apprentice. It's both weird and flattering - and also vaguely creepy - all at once, and Jiraiya can honestly say he's not sure whether he's proud or horrifically humiliated.
Jiraiya does share a brief glance with Tsunade and Orochimaru when frigging Ebisu decides to hop aboard the I-Named-My-Kid-After-The-Village-Idiot train, though.
That's it, he swears silently, staring out at the mass of little infant Narutos swarming out of the Konoha hospital. I am never eating ramen while drunk again.
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