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Quagmire Vs. Mileena
Or
Quagmire Joins Mortal Kombat
Chapter 1
You Hit on The Wrong Girl
"It's a great day to be frisky"
Quagmire said as he strolled out of his house geared and ready for action when he noticed Lois next door washing the car in shorts and a tied up shirt "hey Lois"
Quagmire waved to Lois "oh, hi Glenn"
She replied in a monotone voice not really interested in seeing him. Quagmire shrugged of the annoyed Lois and started to walk down the street whispering to himself "soon you will be mine"
clutching his fist in jealousy towards Peter. As he made it into the city he wandered until he found a bar he had never been in "ohh, new hunting grounds"
Quagmire was about to enter the bar when suddenly there was a crashing sound down the alley next to the bar. The sound snapped him out of his lustful daze and out of curiosity decided to wander down the alley "hey, there might be a hot drunk chick in need of assistance"
he then raised his hands and made quation marks when he said assistance.
He turned the corner and saw a woman standing in the middle of the alley wearing a pink outfit (it's the MK 2011 Outfit, just thought I'd point that out I just didn't know how to describe it) "wow this is one kinky chick"
Quagmire then quickly approached the mystery women "so why don't you and me head back to my place then do some things we'll both regret."
He then placed his hand on her shoulder but suddenly with lightning quick reflexes she grabbed his hand and whipped him around to in front of her then grabbed his throat. "you dare try to seduce me, Mileena"
she then lifted Quagmire up still latched onto his throat "I'd sooner chop your balls off then let you touch me"
Mileena said as she pulled out her sai and placed it at Quagmire's throat. Just then a portal opened up and a woman stepped out wearing a blue outfit similar to Mileena's outfit "Kitana I'd say I wasn't surprised"
Mileena then tossed Quagmire behind her into some trash cans and prepared to fight Kitana. "Mileena, I will stop you then kill you"
Kitana then pulled her two fans and charged at Mileena who then charged at Kitana, what followed was flurry of kicks, punches and impressive feats in Karate "time to end this"
Kitana whispered to herself when she suddenly jumped over Mileena and landed behind her then kicked her into the portal back to where she came from.
"I think I crapped my hear out"
Quagmire sat there behind some trash cans in fear of the two women "You're safe now but mention no one of this"
she said threatening Quagmire and then went back into the portal that disappeared right behind her. Quagmire then ran back down the alley to the bar from before went up and ordered a stiff drink "here you go buddy"
bartender said as he Handed Quagmire his drink who chugged it down. He sat there collecting his thoughts when he turned around and noticed he was in a strip club so he slowly stolled over to a table right in front of he stage. Quagmire was there for a few hours handing out dollar bills like a madman but just then the lights started to flicker "what the hell"
he said wondering what's wrong with the lights, just then a portal opened up on the stage and Quagmire could hear a faint sound come from portal "get over here"
suddenly a spear attached to chain launch out of the portal an impale a dancer on stage then hurled her back in to the portal.
Quagmire stood up in shock unable to run starring at the portal when the spear came out again and headed towards him "what the fuck"
he screamed when the chain wrapped around him and pulled him towards the portal but luckily was able grab onto a stripper pole. He was holding on for dear life but his grip was slipping "this is going to suck!"
his grip finally gave way as he was pulled into the portal into a world of horror in the next Mortal Kombat Tournament.
TO BE CONTINUED...
