Touched by a Ninja

The Akatsuki is a secret criminal organization.

Of men... and Konan.

Because they were criminals, it was hard to get any action.

And because they were secret, they weren't supposed to be getting any action.

If you people know women, you know that this is pretty easy.

If you know men, well...

One day, a dark figure stopped another dark figure in a hall.

"I know you're banging him."

A shuddering gasp escaped the other's lips,

"How did you know?"


This is sexist!

It's also extremely vague. Picture if you will your favorite pairing.

Blame STWW.