A/N: Yeah…so…I e-mailed Nakaia Adian-Sun, and I am now writing Snitch's journal in the 'Little Book' series, and I am very happy. Anyways, I intend to find out who the author of Skittery's book is, and work out some eventual Snittery! WHEE! Anyways…here goes!

Entry 1-Free Write About Self-15 Minutes

OK, I usually avoid using this phrase to describe stuff, since it applies to me, but really, Mrs. Greene, this assignment is gay. I mean, I love to write, but not about myself. And for 15 minutes?! So not fair. Our English class should go on strike or sommat…

But I digress. Dammit, that only took 2.5 minutes.

Anyways, I guess I'll tell you a little bit about myself. OK, my name's Alex Murphy, but everyone usually calls me Snitch, 'cause I'm a bit of a klepto. But only very rarely.

I'm the only male member of an otherwise all-female flag corps, but that's OK, 'cause it's really fun. I get teased a lot, and I try to take it all in stride, but I can only take so much, ya know?

Anyways, I can be kinda quiet, 'cause I'm shy. But also because I have rather large front teeth, and they make me kinda self-conscious.

God, I hate this. It's extremely boring. AAAH! I still have eight minutes left! Dammit!Quit looking at me, you bitch! I'm gonna go on a homicidal flag rampage and kill you ALL! Mrs. Greene, you're first.

Oh, hey, look at Blink's book. It's camo. But mine's purple. Infinitely cooler.

Why is Mush staring at Blink like that? Hmm…It's a rumor! A legend! A mystery!

Yeah, only 4 more minutes! Ummm…I could end with rows of "This assignment is gay", but instead I'll just list some good bands and musicals:

RENT

Wicked

42nd Street

The Lion King

Little Shop of Horrors

Les Miserables

Dashboard Confessional

Train

Switchfoot

U2(all the way!!)

Newsies(singing, dancing, boys? Oh, yeah!)

Until we meet again, Mrs. Greene,

Snitch