Hey! You! It's important; plain words like this mean Neji's thinking, italiacs mean it's me narrorating, and whatever is between [these[ is indicating what's happening. Now read.

I'm Neji Hyuuga.

I am a Gentle Fist master, Byakugan weilder, proud jonin, and I have defeated one of Orochimaru's sound ninja, so I always get assigned new missions to accomplish.

Why the hell am I bored?

I'm a Hyuuga. I'm loaded. I should go and buy a brick house just so I can Rotation it to bits. But then again, I'm better than the main house. Hanabi doesn't even do it for training. Brat. So what should I do? I'm just sitting in the bed at 8AM. If I don- [ring ring[ Huh? Doorbell. Sounds like it's from the east side of the estate. Heh heh. Neji did his favorite justu and poofed all the way from the southwest part of the Hyuuga estate to where he figured the noise came from. Neji saw the sillouette of a person with kunai holster and the ends of tied sash around the waist through the the paper door. He also noticed the light refracting what appeared to be the head of the person. As a high-class ninja, the analization was done without Byakugan or even a second glance. Rock Lee, what's he her- Oh... He instantly remembered the other day and awkwardly opened the door. "Hello, Neji!" He beamed with a small smile and wave. "Good morning Lee." Neji thought right. Looking up a bit he saw the light reflecting off of Lee's bald head. "I think I know what you're here for, let me just go and get it." Alright, it should be around my room. [POOF[ So where is it? Oh, of course. My chest. [turns left and walks forward to open chest[ Good, I found it. [POOF[ "Here you are." Neji handed Rock Lee his hair, which in truth was a helmet. Rock Lee had confessed this secret to Neji the year before. Lee had suffered a head injury about a week before today and needed someone to take care of his "hair" while he was getting the surgery on his head. "Thank you. I've missed this."[puts helmet back on[ "You're welcome." His head must've been cold.

Streets of Konoha

What should I do? I've followed the same routine for weeks. I want to go somewhere, do something. I've been so bored that running from fan-girls seems fun. It was the first 6 times, then was more frequent and it just got annoying. Maybe Rock Lee has a plan. "Say, Lee, were you going to do anything today?" "Actually, yes. I was thinking about heading over to the cat house." ...This is NOT Rock Lee. It's a LIE. [stops moving and gives a blank stare[ "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" That coniving little frog... "But seriously, I WAS thinking about going" HE'S NOT KIDD-"to the dinner theater to see 'Meet the ANBU' at 2:25." Neji was relieved to hear that it was the true Lee and released a breath he'd been holding. "Wow, there's a dinner theater? With actual movies?" Neji was amused. "Would you mind if came with you?" Please say yes, or I might disolve of boredom... "Of course not. I was going to invite you anyhow!" YES! Something to do for a change.

Dinner Theater

Amazing! High definition movie, 4-star food, and silk. Silk makes anything comfortable, and it works very well with cotten stuffing. The only thing I regret is having this cool reputation, so I can't inhale my fried rice and sesame chicken like any other organic creature would. Oh well...

"THIS"

"IS"

"KONOHA!!!"

Was the roar of ANBU unit, along with a glob of spit. "HHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAA" was yet another roar, except by most of the audiance this time. Neji, obviously couldn't participate in this, because he was to cool for such things. Although, he did smile and let out a small chuckle. I think I've found a regular. Somewhere to come often and ENJOY. Check 'place to chill' off my list. "Chill" was a word only Neji would hear himself say. For now, that word was for his mind. I might actually need a list now that I think about it. Let's see:

Place to chill: Yes

Hobbie: No

Things for room: No

Pet bird: No

Dare I even think it? I guess...

Girlfriend: Somehow, No

Well, I've prioritized, so I'm off to good start. I might as well let that idea rest, I need to finish this food...a few more times...

On the Way to Neji's House

"I'll see you later Lee!" [meaningful wave[ "Goodbye Neji!" [thumbs up as he runs off[ I'm really glad he showed me that place. I'll probably need a favorite spot to fight away the boredom. So, just how am I suppossed to complete this list? I think the first thing I'll tackle is the pet bird... I've always wanted one, I just never got the chance. I shall name him "Shuichi". I should do that next week.

... Was it that easy? I could have done this ages ago! Now I made myself feel stupid. OK, I guess I should work on my room next. I figure I'll have to go to a good amount of stores to get the right things, so I should go ahead and sleep well, and prepare to do alot of shopping. Wait, where's my house... [looks around[ Hmmm. [Byakugan[ Ooooh. [POOF[

Neji's Room

Woah, this place really DOES need me to shop for it. [looks at bed[ Why not?

[POOFs into bed[

It's good to be me. Heheheh.