!WARNING!
THIS FANFICTION HAS SEXUAL CONTENT, INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES, ALL VIEWERS MUST BE WARNED THAT THIS IS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY...
Also... We censor our writing by using landmarks such as Big Ben and the Empire State Building :') Please enjoy
Arthur Kirkland, the bad boy of Hetalia academy has probably slept with the whole of the student body, boys and girls, he's even slept with the teachers and facility members. The hormonal teenager is found, sat under his friends tree and smirking, with his hands behind his head. He yawns as some girl is giving him a blowjob, he ruffles the young girls hair and smirks down at her, balling her hair into his fist and breathless says. "That's right love..." He smirks and yawns, looking at Kiku and Emily, then shoos the girl away, pulling his trousers up. "Hello Emily, Kiku... What brings you here?..." Kiku rolls his eyes and glares at Arthur. "well not to suck you off... Seriously... Did you skip class just to fuck someone?..." Arthur chuckles slightly and winks to his two friends and smirks. "not today my friend... That's tomorrow at 3rd and I have to clean up that little pretty at 6th today." He points to a random girl and purrs a little, waving at her as she blushes and scurries away. Kiku sighs and shakes his head, sitting down with his friend. "you should really get a girlfriend... You're playing with everyone's hearts you know." Arthur sighs, shrugging his shoulders and drinks his juice. "Meh... I've tried and I've failed." He sighs and looks at his friends. "Don't give me that look... I just... I haven't found the one yet...I will keep you posted though..." He drinks his juice and looks at his pack lunch
Emily shakes her head and sits down, drinking her coffee. She looks at Arthur and rolls her eyes. "You can't find them because the moment you fuck someone you go find the next one and fuck them the moment you can... You're worse than Francis and he's a damn hound... Just tell me when you learn how to keep it in your damn pants then maybe I won't stay in class all day..." She frowns a little and looks away, with a light tint of blush on her cheeks. "We see enough of you, we don't need to see that." She points down at Big Ben who is slightly poking out of the top of Arthur's boxers and trousers. "I sure as he'll don't..."She growls under her breath and pulls out her art book, finishing off one of the comics she's writing.
Arthur smirks and sits back, tucking everything in and sighs contently. He looks up to the sky and continues sipping his juice. " Ahh but.." He impersonates Francis and uses his hands to imitate Francis' actions. "Mon Amie..." He winks at her and laughs. "Ahh... But I get more then him in a week... I just try everyone out... I don't like staying in the same girl for too long... They start to get boring..." He smirks and points to the crotch of his trousers. "He gets bored you know.." Arthur winks at Emily as Kiku rolls his eyes and sighs. "seriously... Arthur-San... How did you get it that big?..." Kiku looks at Arthur and raises an eyebrow, blushing slightly from his inappropriate question. Arthur shrugs his shoulders and lays down, looking at the sky. "It isn't the size... It's how you use it..." He breathes in the air and smiles to himself. "I don't know why you all care... I will be fine..." He looks at his watch and yawns. "You know what... I might just find someone in a minute... I need to take care of him... Or he will be chiming all bloody afternoon... Not good for football or..." He quotes with his fingers, frowning a little. "...'Soccer'... Urhh." He looks back up at the sky. Kiku rolls his eyes and glares at Arthur. "seriously?... Arthur... Have you ever thought that one day this might go bad and you might get a girl pregnant or something?..." Arthur sighs and shrugs his shoulders. "MEH... I use a condom so it's OK..." He continues to stare up at the clouds as Poppy runs over to him. "ARTIE..." She grins and hugs him as he rolls his eyes and frowns, sitting up. "oh great..." Arthur looks around as about ten more girls run over. "Oh come on now... I don't know if you have all forgotten but no more then 3 in school... Orgies are on the weekends." He laughs and winks at them all as they all swoon over him.
Emily stands and grabs her stuff before storming off, frowning as she thinks to herself. "Jesus fucking Christ the guy... He's a damn idiot... I don't care what anyone says about him... Arthur is a damn fucking idiot... It's not that damn hard to see is it... God that guy is blind... Everything I do and still stuck in the friend zone while he's off fucking ever other person he sees... I should just give up... While I'm so damn far behind..." She frowns and mumbles under her breath. "God this pissed me off." Arthur raises an eyebrow at his friend and sighs. At lunch time, Arthur is sat at their tree, eating his lunch and looking over the lake, smiling a little as Kiku approaches him. "Hey Arthur... I see your alone this lunch time" He sits with Arthur as Emily joins them and he smiles at the Brit. Arthur looks over to them then continues to watch the clouds. "I suppose I am... Got caught today... I'm suspended for a week... Starting next week... Fun..." He sighs and rubs the back of his head. "I'm having a party this weekend... I have some booze and crap,.." He smiles at his friends and nibbles on an apple. "Want to come along?.. You are both my best friends after all..." Kiku smiles and shrugs his shoulders, looking to Arthur and replies. "Sure... Why not... Might actually find a girlfriend.." He smiles at Emily and looks to Arthur who nods. The young Briton smiles and looks through a little black book. "Girl by the name of China she seems rather nice for you... She likes maths and photography.. Also the odd video game... I will introduce her to you..." He looks at America and laughs, smirking a little. "Oh don't worry.. Your not in this book... I haven't figured you all out yet..." He winks at his friend and licks his lips.
