Momma's girl

AN: Be warned, the fluffy SoMa beginning gives way to a truly T rated TsuStar ending. This story is actually NOT a soma and you must forgive me for the sucky beginning. Pretty much the whole gang is twenty to twenty-five years old. Please R&R.

I am so sick of Dora the explorer that I'm going to shoot the TV soon. I don't think I can stand another chicken nugget and I think I've memorized every book on earth, but I look up from those tacky illustrations and I see her bright, chubby face and try even harder to make the same character voices as mommy. She is the brightest star I've seen since I met her mother, and I will never understand how such innocence can even exist when everything is going wrong in this world.

A couple of days ago, I was walking into the kitchen to grab a snack, and on my way, I saw Maka sitting cross-legged on the couch with Kim sitting in the middle. Maka did Kim's hair all crazy and showed her, and then tried to get her to model her "new do" to an audience of stuffed bunnies and tigers. I chuckled as I walked by and grabbed three cookies from the "secret" jar and "hid" beside the couch. Maka pretended not to see me, but Kim did, and peered curiously over the back of the couch. I put my finger in front of my lips to signal for her not to tell mommy. She squinted her eyes questioningly and finally nodded eagerly. After a couple of minutes I "secretly" tapped Kimmy on the head and signaled for her to come here. She nodded again and said "Mommy, I gotta potty!" and then ran a big circle around the coffee table and then she ducked beside the couch next to me with a huge grin on her face.

"I tricked mommy! I'm suuuuuper sneaky!" she said with the world's biggest smile on her beautiful face. Sometimes, she looked too much like her mom. She's got light blonde hair, and by light, I mean almost white. Her eyes are like her mother's, emerald green, but her face is shaped like mine.

"Ok, Kimmy-Kim, lord dad has a mission for you." I said. Lord dad is what she calls lord death cause since both me and Maka work at the school, and keep her with him while we're at work, which isn't so bad cause I'm around the death room a lot. Wait, back to the story. When I told her that lord dad gave her a mission, her eyes got real big and she smacked her hand over her mouth and she shook her head back and forth really fast, thus whipping me with her pigtails.

" Ok, Lord dad wants you to bring this magical cookie to your mommy. But you can't tell her that I gave it to you, or she'll think it's a trick. "I said.

"Ok! But what I tell her if she ask where I got it?" she said in her cute little toddler voice.

"Tell her that it's an early birthday present."

"Ok!" she grabbed the cookie, ran down the hall to the bathroom, flushed the toilet, and walked down the hall casually, hiding the cookie behind her back. She got back to the couch and whispered in Maka's ear and put the cookie in her lap. Maka looked at the cookie and whispered back in Kim's ear. She got a horrified look on her face and turned to me and yelled: "Momma want to know if you washed hands before you gave me cookie!" she yelled and then smacked her

hand to cover her mouth again. She turned back to Maka slowly.

"Mommy I go take nap now!" and she ran to her room and slammed the door.

"All that and you still wanna keep her? A big man like me can't be held back by strollers and diapers and stuff! " Black*star said.

"One day you'll have one, and I'm going to laugh when you become Mr. Mom with Tsubaki working at the school and all." I said.

"No way, no babies in my future! Well, maybe, actually, no." he said,

contradicting himself. I could tell that he was lying. At that time, Tsubaki came in. "Hey hon, you sure you won't change your mind?" she said.

"About a having a kid? Why, you want one? Anything for my beautiful goddess!" he said in a very eager tone. Almost longing. He definatly wants a baby.

"Good. Now I think we should start baby proofing. "She held out something that looked like a blue plastic popsicle stick with a white circle and a blue plus sign in the middle. I slumped back in the chair. I had seen one of those before. Maka actually kept hers in a plastic baggie for "sentimental" reasons.

"Congratulations, dude. Now, what were you saying about having a child?" I said sarcastically. He thought about what was going on for a second, we waited a while, and then it hit him. He bolted from his chair and put one hand on Tsubaki's waist, the other he slid under her shirt and rubbed the area around her belly button, all the while he kissed her passionately. He only separated once to get air and ask:" For real?" Tsubaki nodded and pulled his head back to hers, her arms locked tightly behind his neck. He started to walk down the hall to his room, still locked in an embrace, and her arms slid down Black*star's back and lodged themselves in his back pockets. I took that as my opportunity to leave. As I walked out of the door, I thought to myself: "Man, Black*star has probably been waiting for that. I wonder how long."

AN: I know, I know, the beginning was cheesy, but thank the lord, this one's a Tsu*Star. Really short and rated T for Black*Star. I just now realized that the name Kim is already taken...I'm an idiot...just put in a different name whenever you hear the name Kim. P.S the ending is the only thing that matters, so don't expect to much more of a soma in here.