Friends Season 11

Episode 3: TOW The Imitation Friends

(Scene: Planetarium. Ross and Rachel are kissing. Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are all watching)

Joey: Aww!

(Ross and Rachel break the kiss to see their friends sappily smiling)

Ross: What are you guys doing here?!

Chandler: I told them you would have wanted some privacy, but noo. No one ever listens to the funny man.

Ross: Well I don't mind so much, but I'm sure Rachel would have wanted some privacy.

(they look at Rachel who is showing Monica and Phoebe her ring)

Rachel: Would you look at the size of it? I'm telling you, all you need to do is go out with someone for a couple of years, have a baby with them, and you get one the size of your fist!

(Monica looks at her ring and Phoebe looks at hers)

Monica: I can't believe you guys are finally engaged!

Joey: Does that mean she said yes?

Chandler: We're really happy for you guys.

Phoebe: Definitely.

(Ross puts his arm around Rachel)

Rachel: Thanks you guys. We're very happy about it.

Ross: So, so happy.

Phoebe: Hey! You guys are going to need someone to sing at your wedding right?

Ross: (avoiding the question) We're engaged!

(Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is writing in a notebook.)

Monica: Hey Honey. What are you doing?

Chandler: I (closes the notebook) am writing a joke book.

Monica: Okay.

Chandler: What? You don't think I could do it?

Monica: Sure you could.

(Phoebe walks in)

Phoebe: Do what?

Monica: Chandler's writing a joke book.

Phoebe: (laughs) Okay.

Chandler: What is so funny about this?! Is it because you think I won't finish it?

Monica: No sweetie. It's just that..

Phoebe: You're not funny.

Chandler: What?! What do you, what do you mean I'm not funny?! I am very funny.

Joey: (enters from the bathroom) What'd I miss?

Monica: Chandler's writing a joke book.

Joey:(laughs) Good luck with that.

(Ross and Rachel walk in with Emma)

Joey: Hey! It's the newlyweds!

Chandler: Um, Joe.

Joey: Oh! Right! Husband and Bride!

Chandler: Close enough.

Monica: So? Any plans for the wedding?

Rachel: Monica, we just got engaged. Do you actually think we'd already have plans?

Ross: I'll be back, Emma needs changed. (exits)

Rachel: (grabs a bunch of papers out of her purse) So how do you think we're going to get Stevie Wonder to come?

(Monica smiles)