Friends Season 11
Episode 3: TOW The Imitation Friends
(Scene: Planetarium. Ross and Rachel are kissing. Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are all watching)
Joey: Aww!
(Ross and Rachel break the kiss to see their friends sappily smiling)
Ross: What are you guys doing here?!
Chandler: I told them you would have wanted some privacy, but noo. No one ever listens to the funny man.
Ross: Well I don't mind so much, but I'm sure Rachel would have wanted some privacy.
(they look at Rachel who is showing Monica and Phoebe her ring)
Rachel: Would you look at the size of it? I'm telling you, all you need to do is go out with someone for a couple of years, have a baby with them, and you get one the size of your fist!
(Monica looks at her ring and Phoebe looks at hers)
Monica: I can't believe you guys are finally engaged!
Joey: Does that mean she said yes?
Chandler: We're really happy for you guys.
Phoebe: Definitely.
(Ross puts his arm around Rachel)
Rachel: Thanks you guys. We're very happy about it.
Ross: So, so happy.
Phoebe: Hey! You guys are going to need someone to sing at your wedding right?
Ross: (avoiding the question) We're engaged!
(Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is writing in a notebook.)
Monica: Hey Honey. What are you doing?
Chandler: I (closes the notebook) am writing a joke book.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: What? You don't think I could do it?
Monica: Sure you could.
(Phoebe walks in)
Phoebe: Do what?
Monica: Chandler's writing a joke book.
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay.
Chandler: What is so funny about this?! Is it because you think I won't finish it?
Monica: No sweetie. It's just that..
Phoebe: You're not funny.
Chandler: What?! What do you, what do you mean I'm not funny?! I am very funny.
Joey: (enters from the bathroom) What'd I miss?
Monica: Chandler's writing a joke book.
Joey:(laughs) Good luck with that.
(Ross and Rachel walk in with Emma)
Joey: Hey! It's the newlyweds!
Chandler: Um, Joe.
Joey: Oh! Right! Husband and Bride!
Chandler: Close enough.
Monica: So? Any plans for the wedding?
Rachel: Monica, we just got engaged. Do you actually think we'd already have plans?
Ross: I'll be back, Emma needs changed. (exits)
Rachel: (grabs a bunch of papers out of her purse) So how do you think we're going to get Stevie Wonder to come?
(Monica smiles)
