Sadly I do not own any of the rights to twilight ;( Stephenie Meyer does, but if anyone wants to get me an early birthday gift.......
I walked down the Jacob's hallway leading to his room. We were supposed to go ride motorcycles today, Billy told me Jake was in his room. I started down the hall and faintly heard "Gots to look good for my Bella." My Bella? Was he sugar high or something? When was he going to realize that I love him but I am not in love with him? I hated hurting him like this though. (A/N hehe I don't! I love hurting him ;D)
I had just reached his door when I heard him say, "Hey Bella," then "Sup Bella," and even "Oh my muscles aren't that big, Bella," in a masculine voice. I stifled a laugh. I could surely wait 1 minute before entering, this was entertaining.
"I need music," he said, his voice back to normal, "I know I'll just sing!" Right after he sings I'll walk in.
"I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight." Oh god I was on the verge of hysterics! I covered my mouth with my hand and bit my lip to avoid bursting out laughing.
"I feel charming, oh, so charming. It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty I can hardly believe I am real." Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. I kept repeating the words over and over in my head.
"See the pretty girl in that mirror there: Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress, such a pretty smile, such a pretty me!" I won't make it much longer.
"I feel stunning. And entrancing, feel like running and dancing for joy. For I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful boy!" That is when I lost all self control, I busted out laughing. Suddenly Jacob stopped singing and opened the door. He looked like he wanted to crawl under a rock, so I tried to stop laughing.
"Bella I-," Jacob looked utterly ashamed.
"Listen Jacob, I am gonna head home. I'll be back tomorrow and we'll pretend this whole song didn't happen, okay?" Before he could answer I started walking down the hall. I didn't want him to be embarrassed and i didn't want to be by myself, but if i stayed I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing. I got into my truck and laughed the whole way home.
Okay well this is my first fanfic, so sorry if it stunk. No flames please. I know the ending was kinda bad, but whatever. Oh and also sorry if you happen to like Jacob and this offended you.
