Me and Jesus were never tight
If we met, we'd probably just fight
God seems a bit stuck up to me,
He says, "Hey people, bow down and worship thee"
Moses seemed like a moron
And Peter seemed drunk with boron
I may not be that religeous
Yeah, the bible seems fictitious
Banish me to hell
See if I care
Your head's probably just not well
Your descisions are never fare
So am I just a hipocrite?
Someone devoid of any witt
Who decided to bore you with this corny poem
Which is less tasteful than a tree's phloem
It's all about going to heaven
Isn't it?
And judgement day shall come when?
Light a fire, burn my soul, gimme your best hit
Anyway, I have to go
Hopefully not 7 feet below
I will say goodbye
That ain't a lie
Because I may not be all that Christian
But atleast I'm on a mission
