Plot of DOOOOOM

Part 1

It was a beautiful day...in that city Zim decided to invade. It had been several months since the fateful day he intercepted the earth's atmosphere. Zim was down in his quarters contemplating on his next brilliant move. Ger was assisting him by being as intelligent as he could possible be. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW. This monkey could ride could RIDE all day if you hang a banana in front of him." "GER...reframe from that nonsense right know. I've too much to lose if this operation fails. The tallest will be most impressed with this." We join the tallest at their head quarters preparing to receive Zim's message. "You talk to him" "I did it last time, his rambling is pure nonsense, why if I'm correct the last transmission was something about ducks..." "Ducks. What about them?" "I believe he told me...they quack..." "Sir, my tallest, we are receiving Zim's message sir." The tallest sat down and tired to pay attention as Zim was on the screen. "My Tallest, I have been working harder like you told me to do." "Zim." The tallest looked at each other, "we told you to work harder at killing yourself, and yet you stand before us...still breathing...stuff." Zim laughed. "Oh, my tallest, you are still the jesters. I believe that was a brilliantly consorted direction to work harder at THIS..."Zim held up his invention to the tallest. "Zim...that's...that's...a toaster son." Zim looked proudly at his invention. "But what is concealed under the toaster is GENIOUS!" "Well Zim" The tallest asked, "what is beneath the toaster...Oh wait... I know...is it...Ger." And with those words, Ger awoke and shot at Zim, slamming him into the wall. "You called my master's masters...which makes you my...SUPER MASTERS." (Strange echo following the words Super Masters)." "Right...IS THIS OVER...PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS OVER...I DON'T THINK I COULD STAND OTHER MINUTE WITH THESE FREAKS TO OUR KIND." The tallest said. Just then, Zim re-appeared slamming Ger into his cage. Locked in a cage, and with an I.Q. just south of the banana, there is only one thing to do... "IM GOING TO SING TO DOOM SONG...DOOM DOOM DOO DOOM DO DOOOM DOOMY DO DOOOM..."

Zim holding his head...and realizing that the tallest were know hitting their heads on a desk waiting for him to reveal what was beneath the toaster. "I give you..." Zim started... "A living hamster." "Are you mad Zim, those remind us of the animals we extended over millions of years ago. Why are you holding a miniature version of it in your hand?" "You see my tallest" Zim continued "I have trained them to spy on the humans and find their weaknesses." "Zim...all you have to do is launch a freakin' nuclear war head at the planets core like everyone else in Operation impending doom...2" The tallest told Zim. "But I like my way sirs...it's more fun that way." "MORE FUN THAN SEEING BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF LITTLE ANIMALS BURNING IN FRONT OF YOU. AND KNOWING THAT YOU CAUSED IT ISN'T FUN. You have a sick and twisted version of fun Zim." The tallest told him. "Wait and see my tallest, you'll see. I'll find their weakness and manipulate them with it." "THEIR WEAKNESS IS RADIATION. YOU KNOW THAT, I KNOW THAT, HE KNOWS THAT." The tallest pointed to a robot monkey (Ger). Ger was still singing the Doom song. Suddenly he stopped and sat there. They all watched in anticipation. Ger sang a new song. "I LIKE CHICKEN...I LIKE LIVER...MEOW MIX...MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER. BARKEN' LIKE A CAT." The tallest watched. "Hey...I know that song...it's actually quite catchy." The tallest continued, "listen Zim, you have given us little information about planet...HELP ME THE MAD MONKEY IS ATTACKING ME, If you don't give us the information that we need in the next transmission, we will cut you off from Operation Impending Doom 2."
Zim went to school the next morning ready to sell toasters with the hamsters in them. The only thing standing in his way was Dib. He knew that Zim was up to something. He always thought Zim was up to something. "Hi Dib" Zim would say.

"I KNOW ABOUT IT" would be Dib's common response. Zim approached the school carrying the toasters. He walked by Dib giving him the, 'think what you want but it will never work you freak' look. Dib knew something was going to happen. He ran to tell Naz. "NAZ, Zim is up to something, he's carrying toasters...so many toasters..." "Dib...do yourself a favor...and run...before I kill you." Dib looked at Naz and then shifted his attention to Zim as he was making a speech to the Children in the playground. "Filthy earth baby's, I am here today to give you an offer of a life time. I will sell you toasters for the low, low price of $0.00, BUT, That's not all, it comes free with a...a...BREAD. Yes, the toasters come with a free loaf of bread. I know it is crazy, selling toasters and bread, but it's something you can't refuse."
The children looked at Zim and thought to themselves. It was the BEST deal of their pathetic little lives. Zim arose in front of the mounds of children. "Yes...YES...take all the toasters you want, when the hamsters retreat from your toasters and tell me the information that I desire, you...and you...and even YOU...will bow in-front of...the mighty ruler of this FFFFFFFITHY STINKY, Earth worn infested garbage dump, and that will be MEEEE!"
Just them, Ms. Bitters approached the mounds of children fighting over the dirt that was once a stack of toasters. She looked at the children, and shouted, "SETTLE DOWN, class has begun, not that it's important or anything." The children filed in line, one by one, they all walked in to class. "YOU, tuck in your shirt, YOU, stop picking your nose...I don't care if it's bleeding, stick some dirt in it and it'll be fine...YOU, stop self- combusting...CONTROL IT THEM" Ms. Bitters yelled at all the children. Dib pulled Zim out of the filed line of children. "I don't know what you're up to, but I'll find out. I took one of you're SSSSTUPID toaster, and when I find out what you did to them OOOOOHHHH, I'll blame you, and everyone will find out you're an alien, and I'll be on Science Mysteries: Revealed, and you will be out of my way...FOREVER!!!!"
Dib continued to laugh hysterically, making him look crazy...or normal to the other children. They got tired of saying that he was crazy, so when Dib does something crazy, they say "There he goes again, acting all normal and stuff."
Ms. Bitters waited for the right moment to launch a school plan on the children. "LOOK OUT CHILDREN, A MISSLE IS HEADING STRAIGH FOR US!" The children looked at the window waiting for impact. "Finally, I was starting to think that thing would never arrive" one of the children said. "Know that I have your attention..." "NOOOO..." the child yelled. "We can continue with our lesson plan today. Today, we are going to learn about the human body...AND HOW IT CAN SELF-COMBUST ON US. One of our very own students can tell you the experience as he experienced it first hands on his way to school. Jeff, please share what it felt like." Zim looked at all the children. They were all holding their toasters. One of the children was even making toast out of the...MAKING TOAST! Zim didn't think anyone would make anything out of the toaster and with what. The free bread was only a promotion. Zim didn't think a toaster and bread could go together. "Yum, this bread smells like a burning hamster spy. I wander how he did it." As perfect timing gets, the hamster aborted the toaster and ran to Zim. The information was little, but it was going to get the tallest to reconsider their decision to pull him out.

Subject: Tim Stubs Date of Creation: The time he was born, idiot

Information gathered: He likes toast.

"BRILLIANT" Zim yelled in the middle of class. "Zim" Ms. Bitters said, "you think it is Brilliant that after burning all of the organs inside the human organ bag, that the victim dies of BURN WOUNDS!" "Of coarse Ms. Bitters, if you have learned anything, it is that I like..." "SEE...I TOLD YOU" Dib ranted, "YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY, BUT HEAR IT IS, HE LIKES THE FACT THAT HUMANS CAN DIE!!! Plus...I saw a hamster run to him, and it was carrying a message." "Dib..." Zim asked. "What?" "You're crazy." Zim told him.