The Daily Prophet
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Note: I was writing this, and i stumbled upon another fic, with the same idea, so i'm not try to copy!!!!
Harry Potter Grads. From Hogwarts!
Harry Potter, The Boy Who escaped You-Know-Who has stated that he's now graduated from hogwarts, after 7 great years, the daily prophet has an in-depth interview with him
DP: How does it feel?
HP: What Happend to Rita Skeeter?
DP: Fired.......But let's talk about YOU, Harry, what are your plans for the future?
HP: No Coment
DP: Are you sure???
HP: Sure
DP: Positive?
HP: Yes....
DP: You Sure????
Harry slugs the reporter, the camera smashes agaist the ground.......
By: LydiaGrrl, Reported by: Richard Nixon's Son, Brad
Viktor Krum Wins Game Against England
Viktor Krum Got The Snitch after 5 minutes, winning the game 500-0 for bulgaria.....embarrasing loss.......indeed.
By: Little_LOOLu
Art Weasley Dissapeers
This morning at 4:00 AM, art weasley dissapered from his home, he is suspected dead, Daily Prophet will keep you updated on this subject......
By: Potter_Dumbledore
COMICS:
There are no comics yet.....
Horroscopes by Prof. Trelany of hogwarts
YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
Thank you for listning.....
DEAR LIDYIA ADVICE COLUM:
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angelina
Dear Angelina:
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Katie
Dear Katie
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angela
Dear Angela
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Hermione
Dear Hermione
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Thanks for getting all the girls to go after me but why??
-Fred
Dear Fred
Isn't it obvious, i'm in love with george (_:)_ )
-Lydia
THE END!!!!!!
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Note: I was writing this, and i stumbled upon another fic, with the same idea, so i'm not try to copy!!!!
Harry Potter Grads. From Hogwarts!
Harry Potter, The Boy Who escaped You-Know-Who has stated that he's now graduated from hogwarts, after 7 great years, the daily prophet has an in-depth interview with him
DP: How does it feel?
HP: What Happend to Rita Skeeter?
DP: Fired.......But let's talk about YOU, Harry, what are your plans for the future?
HP: No Coment
DP: Are you sure???
HP: Sure
DP: Positive?
HP: Yes....
DP: You Sure????
Harry slugs the reporter, the camera smashes agaist the ground.......
By: LydiaGrrl, Reported by: Richard Nixon's Son, Brad
Viktor Krum Wins Game Against England
Viktor Krum Got The Snitch after 5 minutes, winning the game 500-0 for bulgaria.....embarrasing loss.......indeed.
By: Little_LOOLu
Art Weasley Dissapeers
This morning at 4:00 AM, art weasley dissapered from his home, he is suspected dead, Daily Prophet will keep you updated on this subject......
By: Potter_Dumbledore
COMICS:
There are no comics yet.....
Horroscopes by Prof. Trelany of hogwarts
YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
Thank you for listning.....
DEAR LIDYIA ADVICE COLUM:
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angelina
Dear Angelina:
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Katie
Dear Katie
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angela
Dear Angela
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Hermione
Dear Hermione
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia
Dear Lydia:
Thanks for getting all the girls to go after me but why??
-Fred
Dear Fred
Isn't it obvious, i'm in love with george (_:)_ )
-Lydia
THE END!!!!!!
