The Daily Prophet
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Note: I was writing this, and i stumbled upon another fic, with the same idea, so i'm not try to copy!!!!
Harry Potter Grads. From Hogwarts!

Harry Potter, The Boy Who escaped You-Know-Who has stated that he's now graduated from hogwarts, after 7 great years, the daily prophet has an in-depth interview with him

DP: How does it feel?

HP: What Happend to Rita Skeeter?

DP: Fired.......But let's talk about YOU, Harry, what are your plans for the future?

HP: No Coment

DP: Are you sure???

HP: Sure

DP: Positive?

HP: Yes....

DP: You Sure????

Harry slugs the reporter, the camera smashes agaist the ground.......
By: LydiaGrrl, Reported by: Richard Nixon's Son, Brad

Viktor Krum Wins Game Against England
Viktor Krum Got The Snitch after 5 minutes, winning the game 500-0 for bulgaria.....embarrasing loss.......indeed.
By: Little_LOOLu

Art Weasley Dissapeers
This morning at 4:00 AM, art weasley dissapered from his home, he is suspected dead, Daily Prophet will keep you updated on this subject......
By: Potter_Dumbledore
COMICS:
There are no comics yet.....

Horroscopes by Prof. Trelany of hogwarts

YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!

Thank you for listning.....


DEAR LIDYIA ADVICE COLUM:

Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angelina

Dear Angelina:
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia

Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Katie

Dear Katie
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia

Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Angela

Dear Angela
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia

Dear Lydia:
Shoud I marry George Weasley?
-Hermione

Dear Hermione
No, Go date Fred
-Lydia

Dear Lydia:
Thanks for getting all the girls to go after me but why??
-Fred


Dear Fred
Isn't it obvious, i'm in love with george (_:)_ )
-Lydia

THE END!!!!!!