21: Good to see you folks! I'm back with a new season of the long awaited Return of the Capturing God! Now on with the fic!

Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 does not own Naruto or The World God Only Knows


Here we see a game playing the first theme of "The World God Only Knows" in 4-digit or was it 6-digit? Anyways, the screen is a password for a spell of restoration and a female voice had just realized she had just realized she messed up and deleted the entire password she imputed and put in the real one.

Tsukagami no Kaemono

As the female player hit the enter button, retro game version of Konoha with a familiar whiskered blonde hero in an all too familiar school uniform in the game makes his intro as he began walking around retro Konoha. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. Thirteen years old. I've been in the game world for many years. Before long, my genius of conquering gal games had gained recognition. That was then everyone called me "the Second Capturing God"." The voice said as the pixel Naruto stopped and the game world rumbled and a new purple pixel character appeared.

"A devil from Hell by the name of Elsie had heard of my reputation and came to me, forever changing my everyday life." The voice said as the in-game character version of Elsie spoke.

Elsie: Kami-sama! Please help me capture the evil spirits that have run away from Hell!

Elsie has joined the party!

"In order to flush out these spirits that are taking up resident in the gap's of girls hearts…" the voice said as the pixel versions of Naruto and Elsie traveled around Konoha and entered battle with enemies that have taken form of a certain blonde Yamanaka, a Mist kunoichi, an idol and a bookworm leaving the player to choose his methods of attack. "I had to use my knowledge from the game world to conquer real girls…not that I mind at all of course." The voiced said before the true Naruto stood up with a retro control while still looking at the game screen. "Wait." He said as he turned towards the screens to the readers. "Didn't you read the first season?" Naruto asked the audience as Elsie got up the floor with a happy look. "Off we go, to hunt more spirits!" Elsie said happily.


I don't wanna let the chance slip away
Why is my freedom taken away?
Reason is against emotion
I've gotta deal with extreme frustration

All my efforts will never be in vain
Endless desire, like a haunting refrain
Such a pain, the ideal versus the real
There is a way to change the world
Just count on me

So what if I sing off-key, who cares
Not good at drawing, no big deal
Let me go for my one true belief

Overcome yourself (Overcome myself)

"A whole new world god only knows"
I'll always be on your side(I know you're hurting inside)
To be a knight, to be a light, we'll be shining bright(To be alive for you)
(No more tears, no more tears)
Everything will workout

That's "God only knows"
Don't get me wrong, this is the wheel of fate
I'll do anything for you

Whatever happens in my life, turn the page and come of age
(Remember, no one can judge me)
Every end leads to a new beginning of the next day
Try to make my life complete, trust myself
Be strong and do my best, don't look back, carry on
(Love yourself, be happy, it's your life, Now all we need is to find your life, find your way, for your life)

Return of the Capturing God II


Here we see our favorite blonde Capturing God currently playing his beloved PFP in peace as everyone was leaving the tower to go to the hospital to get checked up as Sasuke approached him. "Hey Naruto." "Hm?" said our blonde main character. Sasuke was going to regret asking this question but it might be worth it. "How did you transform and use Sephiroth's powers? I thought he was a game character!" Sasuke shouted while Sakura, Sonia, Shinobu, Haku, and Elsie were just as curious.

"Well I can't recall when I learned this ability, but it happened after completing the entire game of Final Fantasy 7 and fell asleep while dealing the final attack to defeat Sephiroth and was dreaming about being Sephiroth as the credits rolled. Next thing I know, I wake up wielding the Masamune and had silver hair and green cat-like eyes and started practicing his moves." Naruto said while Sasuke looked at him while he was crazy. "I even took down the old man with that form alone when I was angry and if you also made me angry…I'll bring you despair." Naruto said as the last line they all heard Sephiroth's infamous voice startling everyone.

"But I'm not going to use it on Neji, I'm going to use a special form I picked up in the old Western cartoons and he'll be crying for his mommy after I'm done with him hehehehehe." Naruto said while chuckling darkly as Sonia made a mental note to find out what cartoon he is talking about while Shinobu was on the same line though with books and scrolls. Elsie was thinking about her best friend when Naruto mentioned the West.

After everyone had been checked on and was clear, Kakashi had gathered his genin while Sonia left to shoot a commercial back at Japan, Haku left to rejoin her team and Shinobu went to the library to record the exams. "I'm proud that the three of you made in in one piece and-"Kakashi said only to be interrupted by Naruto. "Let me guess, you're going to train Sasuke since he's facing Gaara and you'll let me do…well my thing. But what about Sakura then?" Naruto asked as all of Team 7 plus Elsie looked at the now sweating Kakashi who quickly thought of something. "I was going to find her a sensei to help her increase her taijutsu skills and her chakra reserves and then have Kurenai teach her some genjutsu." Kakashi quickly lied and hoped that they would buy it.

Everyone looked convinced and went separate ways except Naruto and Elsie who was staring at Kakashi. "Nice try sensei, but you're years too young to try and lie to a god." Naruto said as he pushed his invisible glasses back as he saw Kakashi stare at him with wide eyes…er eye as Naruto and Elsie took off. Leaving the scarecrow in shock as a crow flew by and said "Ahou!" while laughing.

As Naruto and Elsie walked through the market street, many of the villagers were currently whispering when they saw the spirit hunting duo. "You heard? Naruto had just passed the last two parts of the Chunnin Exams and is in the finals…" one villager said while a female one whispered to a bunch of her fellow friends. "I heard that he and Sonia are in a secret romantic relationship, a big mystery if you asked me." She said as the whispers grew quiet when Naruto went to Ichiraku's Ramen Stand with Elsie who was curious of the place.

"Kami-sama, what is this place?" Elsie asked while Naruto gave her an "I-know-more-than-thou" look. "Simple Elsie, it's a ramen stand where they make one of the best tasting ramen in Fire Country." Naruto said while Elsie had stars in her eyes. She recalled having ramen once with the original Kami-nii-sama and it lead to capturing a ramen girl who became manager and had a sweet ramen challenge. "Hey old man! I'd like the Super Storm special with extra hot sauce and extra fishcakes!" Naruto shouted before looking at Elsie. "What do you want?" Naruto asked her. "Eto…I'll have the Dragon Hanabi please?" Elsie said while everyone there except Naruto looked at her like she was crazy.

"Miss that is the spiciest ramen I have ever made. And only Naruto has ever survived the intense level of spiciness!" Teuchi said as everyone looked at Naruto who's eating the Super Storm bowl that had crabs, lobsters, eggs, fishcakes and various fruits and vegetables in them that would make people think you've got to be crazy to add all this kind of stuff to it. "Trust me old man, once you've eaten the chili peppers grown by Ifrit then your super spicy ramen would be considered mild on the spice charts." Naruto said while everyone wondered how spicy the chili peppers of Ifrit are…that is if they know who Ifrit is.

After finishing their ramen and everyone's thought of "are they even human", Naruto and Elsie noticed a familiar face that included brown eyes and her hair tucked into buns that made her look like a panda. "Isn't that Tenten-chan?" Elsie asked as Naruto nodded. "She was at the academy a few years ago and was on par with Neji who was Rookie of the year. She's known for her habit of collecting and using many weapons…well shinobi weapons anyways." Naruto said as Elsie's badge started glowing and beeping around Tenten which made Naruto sigh. Can't he get a normal girl for once!

Tenten was annoyed. Why do you ask? Because she is stuck with taking care of a litter of abandoned kittens that she found in her closet! "I've got to keep my house door closed." Tenten muttered while Naruto and Elsie followed her invisible thanks to Elsie's celestial robe. Naruto noticed that there was some sort of weird aura surrounding her but couldn't tell if it's from losing the Chunin Exams or something else as they reached her place. It was clean, tidy house that even Elsie was amazed as they continued stal-following Tenten as they saw the inside of her house was full of weapons of every kind that dated back to the clan wars to current ninja gear.

"I'd say she's the ultimate weapons collector in her own right and just being in the entry way proves it." Naruto muttered while Elsie dumbly nodded as they heard mewling sounds and noticed Tenten was carrying a box with a litter of kittens in them. That was then Naruto noticed it even if it was faint, a second Tenten overshadowing her. They followed her till they were at a waterfall and Tenten had the box dangerously close to the water. "This…this here is Naruto and his cousin Elsie in chains." Tenten muttered as she looked at the kittens that made Naruto and Elsie's eyes widened at Tenten imagining those helpless kittens being them and realized what she was going to do.

"I think Tenten hates anything kawaii Kami-nii-sama…" Elsie said while Naruto nodded his head dumbly until he realized that it meant Tenten thought he was cute….completely unexpected. "I can't be a real kunoichi if I'm distracted by these cute things!" Tenten shouted as she was about to throw the box of kittens into the river and watch them go down the waterfall only to freeze as her body didn't obey her commands. Naruto thought that Tenten was a member of Danzo's Root just to get rid of emotions like that while Elsie thought Tenten was just plain evil for the crime she was about to do but wondered why this scenario looked so familiar.

"Don't abandon them! I won't let you!" a mysterious voice said that only Tenten heard. Tenten with all of her willpower, threw the box. "Sayonara you pests!" Tenten said as Naruto's eyes widened in shock as Elsie suddenly nodded her head knowing why it was so familiar. "She split into two? It reminds me of the time with Keima Kami-nii-sama and the time we had to capture Kusunoki and since this scenario is pretty much the same." Elsie muttered while Naruto recalled Elsie telling him the stories of his predecessor Keima Katsuragi while he was seeing a ghostly version of Tenten holding the box of kittens that were mewling cutely. That was then Naruto became visible and walked to Tenten and whistled, "Man, here I was trying to relax and I get to see something you usually see every day." Naruto said getting both Tentens attentions while making the ghostly one blush as she gently put the box of kittens and go back inside Tenten.

"Ah! Naruto I was just! I, uh…" Tenten said panicking at being seen as Naruto put a hand up to silence her. "It seems you've got yourself a supernatural split persona problem correct?" Naruto asked while Tenten nodded her head dumbly trying not to talk since she became embarrassed with her situation. "This is my first time seeing one in person, but I know someone who has seen and knows how to cure this symptom." Naruto said while Tenten was practically hugging his legs. "I'm begging you! Help me get rid of this thing!" Tenten said comically while Naruto slapped her in the face. "Get a grip, do kunoichi act like that or fan girl wannabe's?" Naruto said as Tenten stood straight and calm in an instant Naruto said that.

"Well I don't know much but if I were to guess, that cute thing-" Tenten glared at him as he kept on going without flinching "- that's inside you is your attraction to cute, soft and weak things is forming and materializing." He finished as Tenten had a look of horror on her face. "But think of this as a chance in a lifetime Tenten…" Naruto said getting Tenten's attention "Most people hide their weak parts with hardships or they don't know it but since yours is revealed at last, you can finally overcome it!" Naruto said as Tenten slowly understood it.

"This time, you can have the opportunity to overcome the weakness in your heart and become an even better kunoichi than Tsunade!" Naruto said making Tenten's eyes widen at the name of the Slug Sannin and was suddenly realized she can be better than Tsunade if she can overcome this situation of hers. "But for now, we need to find a way to drive her out here so you can confront it and settle the score once and for all." Naruto said while Tenten nodded. "But how?" she asked, only for Naruto to shove the box of kittens in her arms. When she looked at them and saw them mewling cutely, she felt something leave her and turned to see the other Tenten looking at the kittens adoringly. "Kawaii~." Said the other Tenten while the real one handed Naruto the kittens and started trying to capture the other one who quickly went back inside her.

"Drat, she got away!" Tenten said while Naruto was thinking of a plan to see this ending and he would be damned if he failed to capture a target, after all he is the Capturing God and he would not let any female target either real or game escape his grasp or so help him he will become the third Green Beast of Konoha! "Looks like we need to engage in activities that are considered "cute" and "weak" to drive her out of you." Naruto said making Tenten look at him like he was insane. "In order to rouse that "weak and cute" self, we need a stronger catalyst so the manifestation can be fully separated to work. The kittens weren't enough to draw her out. We need something even cuter and weak for it to work so…" Naruto said as he got into her face and invading her personal space. "Do you have any ideas? What is the weakest and cutest thing can you think of?" Naruto asked as Tenten became flustered.

"I-I don't have an answer off the top of my head…I mean I never even thought about it before." Tenten confessed. This time Elsie decided to speak up since she knew the answer from the first time this has happened. "How about a date?" Elsie said cheerfully as Tenten and Naruto blushed as Elsie told them her idea, after all it did work the first time. "The two of you wearing cute clothes and going out together, that would be considered cute and weak." Elsie said as Naruto and Tenten downright refused the idea. "I refuse! Anyways why would I…go on a date with this guy?" Tenten asked completely embarrassed. But as if Lady Luck was playing a cruel joke on Tenten, her "weak self" manifested and looked very excited and flustered. "There she is!" Naruto shouted as Tenten tried and failed to capture her as the other Tenten returned inside of her. "Looks like the other you is excited. Now you two do have to go on a date desu~!" said Elsie as she prepared the clothes for Tenten's date.


"Listen Naruto, this is not a date. This is part of the plan!" said Tenten as she had her long hair flowing out and was wearing a cute outfit (the one Elsie made for Kusunoki and her older sister when it was time to capture them). "Understood, all part of the plan…" Naruto said as he wore jeans, black dress shoes, a red shirt and a white button up dress shirt on top as they walked down the streets of Konoha. While they were walking, many of the boys were whispering and blushing when they saw Tenten and said girl was flustered. "This dress isn't part of my style, I think my other clothes were better than these ones." Said Tenten as Naruto sighed. "The plan is to make you look soft and cute in order to drive the other you out, if you don't do it then you'll never become a true kunoichi. Besides, some of the best have to dress up in order to sneak into high places to assassinate." Naruto said as Tenten was beaten by his logic once again.

"I understand, but…This is going too far!" Tenten shouted as she noticed a bunch of boys behind Naruto were staring and blushing at the sight of her. "This is embarrassing! I just hope no one will know who I am." Tenten whispered which Naruto heard. "If you don't want people to find out who you really are, how about a different name so they won't know it's you?" Naruto asked as Tenten sighed in defeat. "Fine, it better be good and hurry, all these boys are staring at me." Tenten said. Naruto smirked, "Whatever you say…Tenshi." Naruto said with his legendary Lady-Killer-Smile-Version-10 which caused Tenten to sport a blush while her other half came out with her hands holding onto her heart as it began beating fast. Apparently Tenten didn't notice her as she tried to beat Naruto up for making her so flustered who was currently dodging and blocking at any possible moment. "Tenten she's out!" Naruto shouted, making Tenten snap out of her flustered mood and started attacking her ghostly other who blocked the attack and returned to Tenten. "Wow she's good." Naruto said causing Tenten to look away with a blush on her face.


The "date" continued on as they went to an arcade where they challenged each other to 5 games. So far Tenten had challenged him to whack-a-mole with her score 785 while Naruto had 999, ski ball was 806 for Tenten and another 999 for Naruto, a special chess game machine with Naruto winning and the last game was what annoyed Tenten the most. He had even had completed every song without missing a single arrow in DanceDance Revolution! "How in the hell are you able to do this? That's completely impossible for anyone to have these scores!" Tenten shouted clearly pissed off as Naruto chuckled. "There is a reason I'm called the God of the Game World after all Tenshi." Naruto said in a happy-go-lucky tone causing her to glare at him for calling her that, she didn't notice her other half came out and quickly giggled before going back inside.

The "date" moved on to watching a romantic movie that was actually inspired by one of Naruto's games he played before. As of now, Naruto, Tenten, and even Elsie who was following them while still invisible were tearing up as the Female Main Character confessed her love to Shinjiro and later on was shot and put in a coma. It was revealed that the bullets that were aimed for his heart were stopped by his pocket watch that the Female Main Character found for him and Naruto was the most emotional and said "It was true love that saved him!" causing everyone to tear up and sob openly at how touching it was. Heck, even Tenten's other was sitting beside the original and was blowing her nose during the movie…awkward.


As night settled in, Naruto and Tenten sat on the swings of the park. "It won't come out…" Tenten said while Naruto was thinking. "Yeah, and we did things that were considered weak and cute as well…"Naruto said as Tenten was thinking. "This isn't good…if we don't hurry then he'll think I'm enjoying this date! Did I just think of the word date?" She thought as she tried to convinced herself. "We can't give up! There must be something so cute and weak at the same time it will make her come out!" Tenten shouted while looking around franticly and noticed a nearby couple licking the same soft served ice cream nearby, apparently Naruto noticed this too and he had a very bad feeling about this... Sadly he was correct as Tenten got a cone of the same stuff the couple had and now here he is with an extremely red face with Tenten's own blush rivaling his. "D-Do we really have to do this Tenten? Because I'm sure that there's something else that could get her out." Naruto said trying to convince Tenten to stop this from being too intense even for him.


Meanwhile in Heaven, one Keima Katsuragi was currently laughing his ass off as he recalled the same reaction that he had when he went on a date with Kusunoki. Ah good times, good times…


With no other choice, their face drew closer to the ice cream as their lips trembled and their hearts beating fast as somewhere in Konoha, one white haired super pervert was feeling that he was missing something really good for his "research". Naruto was sure he can handle just one lick while Tenten was fighting with all of her might to get her tongue and lick the ice cream. She managed to lick it at the same time as Naruto and she felt like her own heart was torn into two as finally, the other Tenten came out and she was blushing up a storm that could give the shyest girls in every anime and manga a run for their money. "Yes! We are now clearly separated!" the other Tenten said as she got up from the floor after the impact of the newly dubbed "Romeo and Juliet II" event as the real Tenten grabbed her boa staff out of a hidden storage scroll and looked like she was ready to kill.

"Now I know the identity of my opponent, my "feminine" self…it's time to dual!" Tenten said as the other Tenten used a nearby sign as a staff and the two opposite halves clashed. "I'm not sure who will win, but I can see the ending Elsie." Naruto said as he felt Elsie's presence behind him. "I'm going to live my life as a woman by the name of Tenshi!" declared the now newly renamed Tenshi as she clashed with Tenten. "I'm living my life as a shinobi to surpass Tsunade herself!" exclaimed Tenten as thing began getting destroyed in the park. First the trees, then fountains, and now even lakes were being reformed by the clash of the staffs; it was like bombs were going off and they were equal strength as well.

"Because of you causing a ruckus inside of me, I haven't been able to enjoy my collection of weapons or using new ones!" Tenten shouted as Tenshi scoffed. "You and your kunoichi ways can rot away, because starting today…" Tenshi said as she broke through Tenten's guard and is putting her in a hold, "…I'm the new Tenten!" she shouted as she launched Tenten a good distance who somehow landed into Naruto's hands. "Looks like you're having a hard time fighting yourself huh?" Naruto asked as Tenten got out of his arms. "Put a sock in it Naruto, this is my fight." Said Tenten as Naruto chuckled and placed a flower in her hair much to her and Tenshi's surprise.

"Can't you two just get along and cooperate with each other instead of fighting. Why don't you try to make a kunoichi world cute?" Naruto said as Tenten punched him in the face…hard I might add. "Are you some moron? Are you looking down on us kunoichi? You think looking cute can make you a shinobi?" Tenten demanded as she is clearly pissed off as Tenshi joined in on the game of Beat-a-Naruto. "That's right Tenten; don't listen to his stupid flattery! I'm living my life a girl's way; I don't have time to train as a ninja!" Tenshi said as they demanded Naruto that should they give up their ways of life.

"Actually you two are compatible as living both; Tsunade was known as a skilled medic ninja and was considered beautiful in her own right. Isn't that right Tenten?" Naruto asked her as Tenten looked a bit sheepish at that part. "Tsunade was skilled as a ninja but she knew when there is time to act like any other girl out there and enjoy life. You're just hurting yourself just by rejecting your feminine half. Shouldn't you realize that by now Tenten and Tenshi?" Naruto asked as the two halves stayed quiet.

"So the date was meaningless then?" Naruto asked as Tenten tried to say something while Tenshi said it for her. "It wasn't a waste, it was actually really fun." Tenshi said as she blocked Tenten's attacks
"What are you doing? Are you betraying me?" Tenten accused as Tenshi leapt to Naruto's side. "I'm not betraying you. I know you had fun too…after all we are the same person aren't we?" Tenshi asked as Tenten nodded her head. "A combination of a female life and a kunoichi life all in one, I know that there are vacation times so I guess it'll be fine for both of us." Tenshi said as Naruto nodded, "Indeed, you just need to balance your life as a ninja and as a person so there won't be any problems, first thing on the list is keeping the kittens somewhere safe and keeping your weapons that are on display somewhere else at the moment." Naruto said as Tenten agreed on that part. Tenshi smiled, "You win, and I'll go back inside you now. I'm satisfied for today so I'll leave you in control of things now. And once you're done with your ninja routine, give your feminine side a call will you?" Tenshi asked as Tenten smirked. "You got it." Tenten said.

"Can I have one last thing before I go?" Tenshi asked Tenten as she reentered Tenten's body. Next thing she knew, her arms had grabbed a hold on Naruto and started bringing him closer to her face, much to their own embarrassment. "What in the world is going on? My body is moving on its own!" Tenten exclaimed as she heard Tenshi say something. "Something to remember by." "WHAT? Are you saying…" Tenten trailed off as Naruto was being brought closer to Tenten's own lips. "Do you not like Naruto-kun?" asked Tenshi as Tenten struggled for control of her arms before following what her heart (and feminine side) and kissed Naruto right on the lips. The result was that the runaway spirit was launched in the air like a firework and it fell directly into the containment jar with it capped shut which lead to a successful capture for Elsie.

As Naruto carried the unconscious Tenten home with Elsie following him in a happy mood; he couldn't help but feel like they were being watched. Up in the air, a female figure with a scythe was looking at them with interest. "That outfit…isn't that Elsie?" the mysterious voice said as she planned to greet them tomorrow.


21: That's it for now folks! On 4/21 is my favorite day since its my birthday! I decided to post this sequel to share my happiness with all and stay tuned for an old face to return! As a good friend of mine would say...Ciassou!

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