Very Random Something
George: Fred, whatÕs pi divided by seventy-two?
Dobby: 0.043633
George: I said Fred, not Dobby.
Dobby: *indicates nametag*
George: Hmmm. Fred, Krusty Krab employee.
Rita Skeeter: Lovely! I could do with a krabby patty!
Dobby: Dobby--that is, Fred --- is on break right now...
Rita Skeeter: How rude!
Lucius Malfoy: Yes indeedy. *starts breakdancing*
Draco: *enters, turns his fatherÕs hair pink, and also breakdances*
enter Hermione
Hermione: *points at lucius* isnÕt he in azkaban?
Lucius (still breakdancing): I was. I escaped through a tunnel that Rodolphus drilled with his pickle and thatÕs why IÕm dancing.
Hermione: Oh, ok. *does a headstand and starts cooking pasta*
Rita: Hmmmm, that could be an article....Rodolphus Lestrange drills hole with pickle and Hermione Granger, alleged peanut-butter lover, cooks lasagna
enter real Fred.
Fred: Hello. Excellent, lasagna.
Voldemort: No, not excellent. The lasagna is mine, all MINE! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
enter Neville
Neville: Hey, guess what! I just beat a large black dog at Uno!
*large black dog enters the room*
Harry: Sirius! You ARE alive! *runs over and hugs dog*
Fang (thinking): Geez, who is this nutter? IÕm clearly not serious!
*a walrus on a surfboard crashes through the ceiling*
walrus: *sees Dobby* Aaaah! The tooth fairy! *picks up surfboard and runs away*
Neville: Are you really?
Dobby: No, I'm Fred, sir.
Neville: Cool! Can I have a krabby patty?
*Dobby ignores him*
Lucius Malfoy is still breakdancing.
enter Harry, wearing purple dress
Harry: Yay, a dance party! *starts dancing next to the malfoys*
Ginny: Guess what!
Draco (from upside-down position): What?
Ginny: I just bought Squidward on e-bay!
Neville: Maybe HE can make a krabby patty for me!
Voldy: Or more lasagna!
Neville and Voldy exit
Fred: Look, um, Fred! a sock!
Dobby runs out to collect the sock
Fred: Knew thatÕd get rid of him....
Dobby (outside): Little do they know FredÕs plan .....to turn McGonagall into a pineapple and throw her into the room
Ron (on extendable ear): Cool! Go Dobby! I mean, Fred....
McGonagall (on same extendable ear): And to think i trusted him.....he must have ELVE cholesterol.
Ron: professor! howÕd you get here?
McGonagall: George flew me here.
Ron: Right....and IÕm the Tooth Fairy
walrus from before: Aaaaaah! The Tooth Fairy! *runs away*
Disclaimer: Everything in here (except the walrus) belongs to J. K. Rowling. And, unfortunately, I'm not J. K. Rowling. So....I don't own these characters!
George: Fred, whatÕs pi divided by seventy-two?
Dobby: 0.043633
George: I said Fred, not Dobby.
Dobby: *indicates nametag*
George: Hmmm. Fred, Krusty Krab employee.
Rita Skeeter: Lovely! I could do with a krabby patty!
Dobby: Dobby--that is, Fred --- is on break right now...
Rita Skeeter: How rude!
Lucius Malfoy: Yes indeedy. *starts breakdancing*
Draco: *enters, turns his fatherÕs hair pink, and also breakdances*
enter Hermione
Hermione: *points at lucius* isnÕt he in azkaban?
Lucius (still breakdancing): I was. I escaped through a tunnel that Rodolphus drilled with his pickle and thatÕs why IÕm dancing.
Hermione: Oh, ok. *does a headstand and starts cooking pasta*
Rita: Hmmmm, that could be an article....Rodolphus Lestrange drills hole with pickle and Hermione Granger, alleged peanut-butter lover, cooks lasagna
enter real Fred.
Fred: Hello. Excellent, lasagna.
Voldemort: No, not excellent. The lasagna is mine, all MINE! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
enter Neville
Neville: Hey, guess what! I just beat a large black dog at Uno!
*large black dog enters the room*
Harry: Sirius! You ARE alive! *runs over and hugs dog*
Fang (thinking): Geez, who is this nutter? IÕm clearly not serious!
*a walrus on a surfboard crashes through the ceiling*
walrus: *sees Dobby* Aaaah! The tooth fairy! *picks up surfboard and runs away*
Neville: Are you really?
Dobby: No, I'm Fred, sir.
Neville: Cool! Can I have a krabby patty?
*Dobby ignores him*
Lucius Malfoy is still breakdancing.
enter Harry, wearing purple dress
Harry: Yay, a dance party! *starts dancing next to the malfoys*
Ginny: Guess what!
Draco (from upside-down position): What?
Ginny: I just bought Squidward on e-bay!
Neville: Maybe HE can make a krabby patty for me!
Voldy: Or more lasagna!
Neville and Voldy exit
Fred: Look, um, Fred! a sock!
Dobby runs out to collect the sock
Fred: Knew thatÕd get rid of him....
Dobby (outside): Little do they know FredÕs plan .....to turn McGonagall into a pineapple and throw her into the room
Ron (on extendable ear): Cool! Go Dobby! I mean, Fred....
McGonagall (on same extendable ear): And to think i trusted him.....he must have ELVE cholesterol.
Ron: professor! howÕd you get here?
McGonagall: George flew me here.
Ron: Right....and IÕm the Tooth Fairy
walrus from before: Aaaaaah! The Tooth Fairy! *runs away*
Disclaimer: Everything in here (except the walrus) belongs to J. K. Rowling. And, unfortunately, I'm not J. K. Rowling. So....I don't own these characters!
