Very Random Something

George: Fred, whatÕs pi divided by seventy-two?

Dobby: 0.043633

George: I said Fred, not Dobby.

Dobby: *indicates nametag*

George: Hmmm. Fred, Krusty Krab employee.

Rita Skeeter: Lovely! I could do with a krabby patty!

Dobby: Dobby--that is, Fred --- is on break right now...

Rita Skeeter: How rude!

Lucius Malfoy: Yes indeedy. *starts breakdancing*

Draco: *enters, turns his fatherÕs hair pink, and also breakdances*

enter Hermione

Hermione: *points at lucius* isnÕt he in azkaban?

Lucius (still breakdancing): I was. I escaped through a tunnel that Rodolphus drilled with his pickle and thatÕs why IÕm dancing.

Hermione: Oh, ok. *does a headstand and starts cooking pasta*

Rita: Hmmmm, that could be an article....Rodolphus Lestrange drills hole with pickle and Hermione Granger, alleged peanut-butter lover, cooks lasagna

enter real Fred.

Fred: Hello. Excellent, lasagna.

Voldemort: No, not excellent. The lasagna is mine, all MINE! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

enter Neville

Neville: Hey, guess what! I just beat a large black dog at Uno!

*large black dog enters the room*

Harry: Sirius! You ARE alive! *runs over and hugs dog*

Fang (thinking): Geez, who is this nutter? IÕm clearly not serious!

*a walrus on a surfboard crashes through the ceiling*

walrus: *sees Dobby* Aaaah! The tooth fairy! *picks up surfboard and runs away*

Neville: Are you really?

Dobby: No, I'm Fred, sir.

Neville: Cool! Can I have a krabby patty?

*Dobby ignores him*

Lucius Malfoy is still breakdancing.

enter Harry, wearing purple dress

Harry: Yay, a dance party! *starts dancing next to the malfoys*

Ginny: Guess what!

Draco (from upside-down position): What?

Ginny: I just bought Squidward on e-bay!

Neville: Maybe HE can make a krabby patty for me!

Voldy: Or more lasagna!

Neville and Voldy exit

Fred: Look, um, Fred! a sock!

Dobby runs out to collect the sock

Fred: Knew thatÕd get rid of him....

Dobby (outside): Little do they know FredÕs plan .....to turn McGonagall into a pineapple and throw her into the room

Ron (on extendable ear): Cool! Go Dobby! I mean, Fred....

McGonagall (on same extendable ear): And to think i trusted him.....he must have ELVE cholesterol.

Ron: professor! howÕd you get here?

McGonagall: George flew me here.

Ron: Right....and IÕm the Tooth Fairy

walrus from before: Aaaaaah! The Tooth Fairy! *runs away*

Disclaimer: Everything in here (except the walrus) belongs to J. K. Rowling. And, unfortunately, I'm not J. K. Rowling. So....I don't own these characters!