Fairy Fails / 1st Failure.

As Told In Cinderella Cinderelly

Once Upon A Twist, Lived a girl called Cinderelly. Cinderelly used to live with her rich father, but one day her father married another woman, which of course, became Cinderelly's stepmother. Now, to make things better, this stepmother brought along her 2 daughters, which naturally became Cinderelly's stepsisters. You'd think that all stepmothers and stepsisters are evil right? But here's what makes this different.

So, another one day, Cinderelly's father decided to go on a long trip to who knows where, and he told Cinderelly to be nice until he cames back. So Cinderelly tried to be nice and acts all lovely towards her stepmother and stepsisters. The stepmother, got her head so big that she thought she'd make Cinderelly to be her slave and tortured her.

First, she made Cinderelly wiped all the window, then she took Cinderelly's dresses and jewelries and gave it to her own daughters, then she told Cinderelly to wear ugly piece of rag, and she told Cinderelly to clean the toilet and all. She's evil, yes, but every stepmother are duh. Her stepsisters, amused by their mother's authority, decided they also want to make Cinderelly their slaves. They made her clean their rooms, and to make it short, her stepsisters tortured poor Cinderelly as well.

Then, moving on. After 3 full days being treated so cruelly, and told to do this and that, Cinderelly decided she had had enough. Who does she thinks she is? That rotten woman. I'll show her who's the ruler here! Basically, that's what Cinderelly thought. And she starts planning out how to took revenge on her stepmother and stepsisters.

Cinderelly is a smart girl, if not cunning. She spent the day doing as she was told by her stepmothers, and she spent the night planning out revenge. Yes, planning revenge, not sobbing and crying and weeping duh, that's lame.

Cinderelly decided to start her revenge from the toilet.

The stepmother told Cinderelly to clean the toilets, and she did as she was told, but she accidentally spilled oil in front of the bathroom door. Then her stepmother went to the toilet, and BAM she fell. "Ouchhhh, Cindereeeelllyyyy" she yelled furiously. " oh my goodness, what happened to you mother?" Cinderelly came running, looking as innocent as ever, and she accidentally slipped on the oily part, and fell down right on her stepmother's body. Now, Cinderelly didn't try to hold on to something or let herself fell to the floor of course. Floor is hard, and not a good cushion, unlike her stemother. So she tried to fall on her stepmother's body and it worked!

Awww, poor stepmother, she broke her arm bones and that saved Cinderelly from some slaps. Even better, stepmother lied on the bed for a whole week, which of course made Cinderelly really happy. Next up for revenge is. . . stepsisters of course. Who else? Chickens in the poultry?