Hi y'all! Thank you for all of your wonderful reviews! Sorry about the first chapter, I just like to go in order sometimes...*sheepish grin* So far, everyone likes me. That is a good thing! Because that allows me to entertain you more! *cheers* I dunno where I got the idea of underware being on Red Alert's head, but would look really scary to see that in real life...CodeRed 73 was right, where DO you get underware large enough for a Transformer...? Do you stretch a normal pair until it almost breaks? Hm...*goes into deep thought*

Sideswipe: Hey TF, are we gonna ever get to the Valentine thingy?

TF: *still thinking*

Sideswipe+Hot Shot: TF!!!

TF: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! What?! O.o

All: START THE FIC ALREADY!!

TF: Okay, okay! Geeze, impatient aren't we? CodeRed 73, would you like to do the honors?

CodeRed 73: She does NOT own the Transformers! She would like to because of all the 'cute' Transformers, but she can't! If you try to sue, she will find you and get you with her little army of evil purple tomatoes!

A/N: I hope you don't mind, CodeRed 73. I'm starting to want to have a different disclaimer for every chapter. Those who review will have a chance to be my disclaimer! ^_^ */\*/\*/\*

Valentine's Day:

Saria: *who had to repair Cyclonus, which took her all night* IT'S VALENTINE'S, IT'S VALENTINE'S, IT'S VAAAAAALEEEENTINES!!! YAY!!!!

Hot Shot: *who was dancing around with Jolt, who was trying to get away* SARIA, SARIA, SAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!! ^__________________________________^

Jolt: BEEP BEEP BO BEEP!!! *Minicon: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!*

Oppie: *got his matrix back* My precious...

Saria: *glomps Oppie*

Optimus: ??? What are you doing this for, Saria?

Saria: *shrugs**goes to glomp Hot Shot*

Hot Shot: *grin* Aww....that's so sweet! ^^

Saria: I'm just glad to be back with my baby boy...

*all of a sudden, the song 'Baby Boy' comes on*

Saria+Hot Shot: *start dancing*

Blurr: *gag*

Sideswipe: You go, bro! *snicker*

JetFire: *pops outta nowhere**lands on Hot Shot*

Saria: HOT SHOT!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, JETFIRE?!

JetFire: Chill, Saria. He's fine, he just got a little.....squished.

Saria: A LITTLE?! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

All Autobots: *have to hold Saria back from JetFire*

Hot Shot: .................I want...............my energon.........hehehehe.......

Saria: Hot Shot? Hot Shot, can you hear me?

Hot Shot: ..........read you.......loud and clear.........what's the situation.............?

Sideswipe: Don't worry, Saria. He's always like this if someone lands on him.

*after a half-hour*

Hot Shot: *jumps up**looks around**sees nothing but darkness**runs right into the door*

Everyone downstairs: *all hear a loud ((THUMP))*

Saria: *jumps* What was that?

Hot Shot: .......ouch......

*Saria runs upstairs, with the Autobots chasing her*

Sideswipe: Saria! We told you not to go up there!

Saria: YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT!!!

Optimus: SARIA!

Saria: *stops in her tracks*

Oppie: Get down here, now!

Saria: But...!

Optimus: That's an order!

Saria: *pouts* Please?

JetFire: *mumbles* Suck-up......

Sideswipe: *snicker*

Optimus: I heard that!

Saria: *who is running up the stairs*

Autobots: SARIA!!

*meanwhile, in Hot Shot's room...*

Hot Shot: *still on the floor* .......owie......

Saria: *kicks open the door* HOT SHOT!!

Hot Shot: ??? Is that you, Sideswipe?

Saria: *smacks Hot Shot upside his head* No, you dummy, it's me!

Hot Shot: Oh......

Saria: You-

Hot Shot: Idiot?

Saria: Somewhat, yes.

Hot Shot: *sniff* You think I act like an idiot? *sniff sniff*

Saria: You rammed yourelf right into a door!

Hot Shot: Yeah, that would make me sound like an idiot...

Saria: *hugs Hot Shot* But you're my idiot.

JetFire: *barges through the door* What the heck are you two doing?

Hot Shot: Um........nothing?

Sideswipe: Uh-huh, sure Hot Shot. *big grin*

Saria: Hot Shot's the Holiday Idiot!

Hot Shot: What?!

JetFire: Well yeah, you DID ram yourself into a door....

Hot Shot: So?

Saria: Yeah, but he's MY idiot!

Sideswipe: *rolls eyes* Oh brother...

Hot Shot: Yeah?

Starscream: *pops outta nowhere**falls on Sideswipe* HAHA! I HAVE DEFEATED YOU, AUTOBOT!! Galvatron will be most pleased!

Saria: *takes Hot Shot's plasma-shooter-ray-thingy**aims**shoots at Starscream's head*

Starscream: *has the top of his head smoking* o.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *runs*

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This is very random......how did I come up with this? Hm.......maybe it was all the M&Ms I had.....

Readers: O.o

TF: What? I just got a little hyper, that's all! ^^v

Readers: -_-;;;;;;;

TF: If I get a review from you, you get a plushie!! So review! You will not regret it! Also, I am working on 'The Greatest Thrust Bashing fic Ever!', so you will probably see it......sometime by Wednesday or near the end of this week. So look for it! Please? *makes puppy-dog eyes* Boxing Day is next! Look forward to it! I know I will...^^

~Hot Shot's hottie-chik~

*/tf-fan\*