THE VIDEO TO WATCH BEFORE YOU EVEN READ THE FIRST SENTENCE-

http:// www. You tube. com/ watch? v=DZPPx3HZje4 . You know to take out the spaces, I hope. XD

Seriously, you need to watch this to get the story! ^^ sorry!

And sadly, It isn't Crack. XDXD

Ichigo closed his eyes. When he opened them, there was a blue sky, beautiful clouds,…

A crazed-up fruit loop sideways city…

A specific Ossan, standing on a pole…

But not the hollow he was looking for. Ichigo muttered to himself "Here kitty kitty…", half-hoping to himself that it would work. Not because of the actual words, but the fact that he said them in a tone that managed to be sarcastic and desperate at the same time. Thankfully (or not) he heard someone behind him…

"Heeey leetle girl. Did you want to know, a se-ca-ret?"

Ichigo spun around, drawing his sword, and sees Hichigo, lying on his side, with his head propped up on his hand. He smirked, and waved coyly at Ichigo. The poor boy shook with anger. He had been hearing Hichi, in his head, all day. And he kept talking in that STUPID VOICE!!!! In a controlled, but slightly crazed move, Ichigo put back his Zanpacto. He had given up.

"What is this damn se-ca-ret?" He imitated Hichigo's voice on the last word.

"I know how to count aaalll the way to Schfifty five."

"Uhhh…."

Inside Ichigo's mind, all he could think was " Shoot me now, set Senbonsakura on me, WHY WAS I THINKING OF…" as Hichigo took out an iPod and, opening up a window from the building they were standing on, dropped the iPod in.

Zangetsou just stood there, observing as Ichigo froze, then broke down and put his head in his hands, shaking with tears and the *slightly* crazed laughter one comes to associate with his hollow, but not the formally-fully-sane counterpart.

Hichigo started smiling wider and wider as Ichigo blinked at him, back in control of himself. He knew what was coming…

"Heeey leetle girl. Did you want to know, a se-ca-ret? Because I know one, and it is soooo go to hear it. You want to know what it shwows? Alright, I'll tell you what it shwows. I know. How to count. Allll the way, to Shfifty five."

Ichigo stood up, and they looked at each other, Hichigo spinning his sword around. They were both in Bankai. He started to count, as the music started. They started to fight.

Ichigo opens his eyes, and Rukia is crouched above him, franticly shaking him. "What happened! Ichigo! You just fainted! Are you okay!"

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THE VIDEO TO WATCH BEFORE YOU EVEN READ THE FIRST SENTENCE-

http:// www. You tube. com/ watch? v=DZPPx3HZje4

Seriously, you need to watch this to get the story! ^^ sorry!

Yes, that was a ditto. It also happens to be where I originally put the note, then realized it should probably be at the beginning…;P

Hope you enjoyed! Now that I have typed this, I am going to hopefully write more-- I like it! But if I do, it will be as a different story. This is definitely a one-shot. J Now, I just need to figure out a f******* plot for this "new story"…any ideas? ;) lowl :P You notice that I changed it from past tense to present? Huh? DID YOU!!!!????

*heeheesnortgigglesnort*

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