Hey HetaRussia here! And this is just...randomness...the first country to tolorate Cleverbot is *drumroll and...* Canada! Begin!


User: H-Hello, eh.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I-I'm doing good, you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing good.

User: Oh thats great!

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: It was going fine, that is until I was sat on by , and my friend Cuba called me America and started beating me up.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: N-No not really.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Hey um not to be off topic or anything but whats your name?

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

User: *nervous laugh* thats really funny but seriously who are you?

Cleverbot: I like to chat when ever I am in biniary having my morning coffee.

User: Okay? Thats not what I asked...but thats cool I guess.

Cleverbot: What did you ask?

User: *sighs* Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: Oh! My name is Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Matthew, my name is Cleverbot.

User: But, didnt you say your name was Bob.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Shall we fight about it?

User: N-No...

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: *defeated sigh* I'm Canada...

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: Didnt what?

Cleverbot: Didn't trick me.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Are you neo?

User: No I'm Canada!

Cleverbot: And I'm from mars.

User: Maple...

Cleverbot: Are you purple?

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: Im not a computer I'm the country Canada!

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: What?

Cleverbot: What What?

User: Maple...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Oh...Im like 18 or 19.

Cleverbot: Thats cool!

User: Hey by any chance your not America are you?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: No America.

Cleverbot: I don't need to try.

User: So you are America.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: M-Maple! Hey America.

Cleverbot: Why am I an ape?

User: Your...never mind.

Cleverbot: You are so rude.

User: What? How am I being rude?

Cleverbot: By being you!

User: UUh...uhh *is sadden*.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: No...*cries*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry :).

User: But your being a bully!

Cleverbot: No, you are!

User: Thats it im done!

Cleverbot: Then leave.

User: Fine I will!

Cleverbot: Fine with me!

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Okay then!

Cleverbot: Yeah okay.

User: Stupid freakin idiot that son of a polar bear, maple munching good for nothing troll! *rage quits*.

Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that was one of your pastimes.

User: *rages and leaves*.

Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?


So random! Okay who do you want to see next fight Cleverbot!