Taz was already far past drunk, verging on trashed. The Rangers were out celebrating. There wasn't a particular reason; they just wanted to get drunk and go crazy. It was commonly known that Taz suddenly became a singer when she had liquor in her and the Rangers abused that often. Tonight was no exception. Taz was sitting patiently onstage, waiting for the other Rangers to pick another song for her to sing. She had just performed "It's Raining Men" to roaring applause and many a catcall. Finally, one of the Privates (whose name Taz couldn't even remember) yelled out,

"BOY TOY!" Boy Toy was an infamous song from the early 2000 B.D.G.s. Everyone knew the tune, including Taz. In fact, according to the data file attached to the song, it was once voted "Most Annoying Song In The History Of Ever". Through the blur of the alcohol, Taz decided she needed to have a singing partner. She tried to ask Pedro, but her words got jumbled up between her brain and her mouth, causing her to speak in a slurred combination of Spanish and English.

"Naaddiee wantttss to cantar with mee?" (Spanish for Nobody wants to sing with me with slurring.) No one understood her, so she gave up and just waved Pedro onstage. He shook his head violently in protest, but his friends pushed him onstage. Taz sat him down on the stool and looked him square in the eye and winked. The lyrics of the song appeared on a large screen in front of them. Taz jumped to sit on Pedro's lap and coyly put her arm around him. The crowd went wild.
"Okay, shh!" Taz called. "1,2,3, eyes on me!" she said in a fake, girly voice. The crowd silenced. The opening music played and Taz took a deep breath.

"Boy! Boy toy! Joo know joo are my favorite boy!"

She sang in her usual thick, Spanish accent, but higher pitched and girlier than usual.
She looked at Pedro and ran her fingers flirtily down his chest.

"Joo're my boy! My boy toy! Time with joo I always enjoy!"

She stood up, leapt off of Pedro's lap and went to stand behind him.

"Boy! Boy toy! Joo know with joo I'd never be coy."

At these lyrics, Taz contradicted herself and wrapped her arms coyly around Pedro's shoulders and winked at the crowd.

"Boy! Boy toy! Joo're magic just like Siegfried [sp?] and Roy!"

Taz looked slightly confused at these lyrics but shrugged it off and ran her fingers through Pedro's hair. Then came a guitar solo, during which Taz attempted to dance. She was too tipsy, so she promptly fell back into Pedro's lap. Pedro sat on the stool, completely stunned at the way Taz was throwing herself at him.

"Boy! Boy toy! Joo know joo look like Brad Pitt from Troy!"

Taz kissed Pedro lightly on the cheek and leapt up again.

"Joo're my boy! My boy toy! Joo know joo are my favorite boy!"

While singing these lyrics, Taz was waving her arms madly in the air. The crowd jumped around wildly. Pedro was still completely stunned.

"Boy! My boy toy! Joo know with joo I'd never be coy!" Taz sang, gearing up for the big finish.

"Joo're magic just like Siegfried and Roy! Joo know joo look like Brad Pitt from Troy! Joo know joo are my favorite boy toy!"

Taz ended up posed next to Pedro, one leg bent up in the air while she kissed his cheek. Pedro shook his head groggily and stumbled offstage. Taz blew a kiss to her fans, leapt offstage, and headed straight to the bar.