Lemony: Ok, this story is won by Birdie Love Buttons aka DeathsLittleBirdie for correctly guessing the songs in Teacher's Delight 2, hope ya' all enjoy cause Birdie won it for you guys! Mad props to the Bird-ster! And a "crack-lemon" was a term thought of by Xhibit B. BTW, Kitsune is back and she is a Neko!


Kitsune's POV

Hello, hello dearest little people of the world! I am Kitsune Marusaki the lil' neko in this story! *smiles broadly* *teeth twinkle* (^_^). I'm very pleased you decided to click on this story and read it! It was actually a pretty girl named Lemony who typed it for me because I have paws…kind of…their more like regular human hands with long catty nails. But that means I can't type (-_-) *sad face* Hehehe, but Lemony helped! I LOVE YOU, FREAKING SEXY BEAST! (Kitsune: Hey, I didn't tell you to write that, heffa!) (Lemony: Without me you wouldn't exist, whore-monger, now tell the story!)

Ok now back to me, I already said my name didn't I? Ok good, just making sure!

Anywho, I live in a place called the Soul Society were dead souls and Soul-reapers live! I was a normal Soul-reaper until this stupid slut-trap named Azumi tricked me into going to Squad 12! Yeah she's a complete bitch, but when we got there that fucking whore-monger poured these nasty chemicals over my head…that heffalump tried to kill me! Or make my hair fall out…*shrugs* I don't know. But I didn't die and my hair didn't fall out, instead I grew cat ears and a damn tail! She turned me into a neko! That's ok, cause once my nails grew, I clawed her friggin' face off. d(^_^)b

Stupid, stank-as hoe…{(n_n)}

Now to appearances: I have long, curly black hair. No really, it's curly as hell! I've tried everything to straighten my hair *counts on fingers* I've tried relaxers, hot combs, and a multitude of hair products. Nope, it's just plain curly. I have a tan kinda, to give you an idea, my skin is the color of peanut butter. Mmmmm…peanut butter *licks lips*. Now my eyes are a funny shade of purple, it's not dark or light. Don't look at me like that, I have purple eyes so sue me! Don't be jealous of my boogie…Lemony told me to say that I don't even know what that means. Ok, I'm gonna stop listening to her because she's suppose to be typing. Anywho I was normal sized until I got drenched in icky lab shit, then I shrunk. I'm pretty small, best guess I'm no bigger than Rukia Kuchiki (and she's a tiny broad) My tail and kitty ears are purple as well. I don't wear anything but a two-sizes-too-small black tank top and white panties. I only put on clothes if I'm going somewhere and I don't try to hide my neko-status, the more people know, the less I'll have to explain it.

Onto location: I live with my master Gin, he was my captain until I got turned into a freaky neko. I removed myself from duty for the time being, I just got turned into a cat-woman recently…about six months ago, actually. And I am learning to live with it! When I feel up to I'll go back to Soul-reaping but for now…

ZZZZzzZZZzzzzZZZZZzZZ…

I was sleeping peacefully on the rug in the living room until I heard the front door open.

"Kitsune?" Gin called, "Here kitty, kitty."

Dammit man, Gin is home…*rolls eyes*(:-\)

I didn't even bother to get off of the rug, I was comfortable. Nope, I'm not moving. If he wanted me, he'd have to come find me. Now back to sleep….

ZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz…

OOOOOOOUUUUCCCCCCHHHHH! SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? (O?O)

I jerk up when I feel pressure on my tail. I look up at Gin who is smirking at me. That bastard stepped on my tail! And now he's laughing about it! That's how I know he did it on purpose. Grr….

I took a swipe at his robes, claws out, but Gin catches my hand.

"Oh dear, is my little kitty cranky today?" He says, I scowl. I'll get him back…I'll scratch up every pair of robes he owns when he goes to sleep tonight…*Doctor Evil Face* MWHAHAHHA! Never underestimate an angry neko…

"You stepped on my tail…" (T~T)

"Sorry, Kitsune. But you should have come when I called you." He chuckles, I don't have to come when he tells me to. He's not my damn daddy! I don't answer, instead I hiss at him.

He chuckles again, "Let's go its time for dinner."

I snatch my hand away and go into the kitchen, my aching tail is twitching behind me. Then I feel something hard and fleshy and it has its arms wrapped around me! Gin is hugging, Aww I'm gonna hug him back…wait no! I'm mad at him! But I couldn't help but purr. I love Gin even though I'm pissed and my tail hurts. 3

"What'da bring me, Gin?" I say hopping up in a chair in the kitchen, Gin had placed a clear bag on the counter. He started going through it, my cat ears hear better than normal ears so it sounds like plastic…

"I brought you some shrimp, tuna, and ramen, Kit-chan. Aren't those you're favorite?"

He's teasing me because I'm a cat girl. When I was normal I couldn't stand shrimp or tuna, I never liked the fishy taste…yuck! (^u^) But for some reason, now I couldn't get enough of the stuff, but I've always liked ramen. I snatch the plastic counter of food and start eating! *mouth waters* I'm hungry as hell and Gin took forever getting home, but now I have food! Food is good…

Especially sense I'm not allowed to go through the refrigerator. Gin thinks I can't cook and doesn't want me to burn the house down, so he either makes me food or buys it. But he's a dumb-ass because I start cooking the minute he walks out the door! That's animal abuse leaving me home all day with no food…so I make my own. I think he's starting to notice because he's not leaving milk in the fridge anymore (-_-). I can still use chop-sticks even though my claws are kinda long. *eats like a anorexic cow*

I get done eating and purr happily. Now that I'm full, I'm going back to sleep. Gin is still eating his dried permissions when I leave he table and rub against him. That's how I tell him thank you. Then I go into the bedroom and curl up in bed.

A few minutes later I hear the shower going, it must be Gin getting ready for bed. I really can't sleep in the bedroom without him, it just feels weird. When he comes from the bathroom the steam floods the room, he's not wearing anything but plain boxers. Hmm…why is it that Gin suddenly looks yummy…*perverted smile*

He gets into bed and I climb onto his face. I don't know why, but I like sleeping on his face. I curl up across his forehead and he chuckles. I don't lay on his nose or mouth so that way he can breath. Don't look at me like that…his head is comfortable…

~Later That Night~

I awoke feeling weird. It felt like someone had poured acid onto my crotch and lit it on fire…HOLY CRAP MY WANG IS ON FIRE! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! CALL THE POLICE! CALL JENNY CRAIG! (O.O'')

I start rolling around Gin face and he starts flapping his arms like a wild duck! I'm dying and he's playing around! The asshole!

"Kitsune…what is wrong with you?" He says getting a hold of my waist and petting my head sweetly.

"I hurt!" I cry, now I'm crying real freaking tears…something ain't right! Something ain't right at all!

"Shhh…what hurts?" Gin coos,

"EVERTHING!"

"Ok, shh…stop crying, I'll call Unohana,"

~A few Minutes later~

"Yes Captain, I apologize about calling so late, but there's something wrong with Kitsune," Gin says into the phone while I roll around on the bed like a neko on crack-cocaine. Everything hurts…pain…pain…pain…

"Yes she's very flushed," I hear Gin say into the phone,

"Yes she's also somewhat pale and she says everything hurts…what? Alright, I'll check."

Gin put the phone down and came over to me,

"Kitsune…I have to check something, please just be still…"

Then Gin takes off my panties and turns me over. What the heck is he doing? And why is my butt in the air? Gin spreads my legs…is he looking at me? In that…private place…? HE SURE AS HELL IS! (0/_/0)…awkward… *blushes furiously*

Just as I was about kick him in the nose, Gin goes back to the phone.

"Yes Unohana she's very wet…oh I see... Alright, thank you."

I turn back over and whimper, I'm in pain and this bastard is talking on the phone! He should be rushing me to Squad 4, for the love of God! Someone get me fire extinguisher because my wang is burning…burning like Usher…let it buuuurrrnnn…

"Gin…" I say softly, "Am I gonna die?" (T^T)

Here, that asshole busts out laughing. What the fuck is so funny? That was a serious question! I'm dying…oh lord Jesus… I'm dying and Gin just doesn't want to tell me! *cries hysterically* (X_X) I leave my mouse toy to Kotesu…I leave my Sean Paul CD's to Lemony…

"You're not dying," Gin says still laughing slightly, suddenly he gets this…this…horny look on his face, "You're in heat, Kit-chan."

I'm in heat? For crying out loud!

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Lemony: Ok, first chappy for you guys is done. I hope that was entertaining to you all sense I've never done anything like this, once again this was for Birdie Love Buttons so thank her for this fic, not me…REVIEW!