(A/N: Dont ask. I was VERY hyper. My inspiration came when Vampire Gal 22 and I were at her house, watching Unaccompanied Minors- or was it Arthur and the Invisibles?- Anyways, she was all, "What'chu be talkin' about, Willis?!" and then she hit me with a Twizzler!!)
I had no idea why, but I was laughing uncontrollably on the floor. Edward and I had been watching Romeo and Juliet- again- eating twizzlers, and drinking some coke.
But for some reason I found it completely hilarious when Romeo said, "It is the east; and Juliet is the sun." And now I was teary eyed, laughing my be-hind off.
"Get a hold of yourself, Willis!" Edward's voice was full of concern, but he bent down and smacked me with a Twizzler. I stopped laughing and snatched it from his hands, then looked into his smoldering Topaz eyes.
"Did you just hit me with a piece of licorice?" I asked, trying to hide the humor in my voice. The corners of his mouth twitched.
"Yes. I believe I did," was his reply.
"Oh no, you di-dnt!" I screeched, and launched myself from the floor to on top of him. "You are so dead!"
"I already am!" he laughed, and began to tickle my sides.
"No!" I cried. "Never!"
He tickled me and I pounded his chest. I screamed at him continuously to let me go, but he refused. It must have been a half hour before he actually said something, over my bellowing laughter.
"I never knew how much I liked licorice," he said with a smirk. His fingers moved gracefully down my sides; he knew my tickle spot. "Just by having a piece in my hand, I got you on top of me."
"Lovely, Edward," I choked on my own giggles, trying to sound seriously disturbed. "How grown up of you!"
The tickling ceased and I breathed a sigh of relief, rolling off him cautiously. I kept my guard up; he could strike again any time.
"Stand back," I warned, waving the Twizzler I'd stolen from him in his face. I took a bite. "I have the weapon, now!"
Swallow.
His hands twitched and- out of reaction- I hit him right in the middle of the forehead with it. An argument broke out, and he began tickling me again.
Then we were kissing. A nice, long kiss. And then-
"Stop!" Jacob suddenly jumped in the room, feet shoulder length apart, palm towards us and one hand on his hip. Where did he come from? What was he doing? Edward had pulled away from me, but we were still laying beside each other on the couch. DARN YOU, JACOB! "It's Hammer Time!"
I was very surprised, but he started to dance and sing the tune.
Me and Edward looked at each other in confusion, and I took another bite of the Twizzler that had started it all.
(A/N: Wow. AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
I got the Hammer Time inspiration when me and Vampire Gal 22 were talking about this story in her room, about half an hour later, and I suggested that Jacob come in.
"And he could be like, 'STOP!'"
Then my little sister jumps in and begins to sing that song and do the stirring the soup move. Yeah.
HOPE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS RANDOM!)
