hyrh(well poop my mashed pototaes taste like wine

anyway here is the booty

ahem

descole wants to touch the butt

yes paul! I want Hershey's chubby butt!

and I bet you want to tough his butt too so shut up!)

(AN: this is my first ric its laytonx descolex don paolo! you liek?XD 8u if u dont like yaois don't hate)

The Mashed potatoes sent a fire through Hershel's body, spreading to his penis and giving him an erection. An erection... for his longtime nemesis Descole.

He hadn't expected this, though he was always prepared as a boy scout for everything, he just had not been able to predict his heart.

Hershel Layton was at a Christmas party, and Descole was there too. Hershel was wearing a sexy santa suit to asoure Paul, but his feeelings and boners had changed since he put it on. Now h loved dESloce.

(An: why am i blowing on my wime it is already cool)

(An: i think im officialy drunk cause i jsut storted the mash potatos out my noes at the first line0

he was sitting on a chair at the christmas party and eating some mashed potates in a dapper manner when he caught sight of what dessy was wearong: ASSLESS CHAPS.

Anyway then Descole himself shot layton a small glance for babies. "Hershel." he said seductively but he didn't mean to be seductive thats just his regular voice except when hes angry then it's not sexy. he kind of tipped his head up too. "descole." hershel said not unwarmy. for a moment they basked in the sexy sunlight of each others attention, but then the moment passed, like a bad fart.

but like a sexy fart. ''god do i hope he likes me. thought layton. but alas. descole didnt want him at least not that way, he knew, because they hated each other like a dog that hated another dog. like ANIMALSU. butm aybe, he wanted hersh psycically? hershel held onto that hope tenously, like it was his last hope. which it could be. suddenly he fet alone and crushingly lonelysome. after clare (AN: aka dat ho) died, he had no one in his lyfe. except for luke, but luke was like really young and that would be gross, or flora but she was ugly. so they were just friends except that flora kept hitting on clive but clie wasn't layton, not yet, so twas ok.

mean while on the other side on the room, descole hit the dancefloor. he and his ASSLESS CHAPS danced up a storm, that blew everyone out of the room metaphoricaly except him and...

Don Paolo! as he was swaing his butt hotly to Insanity by vocaloiud, he caught the eye of his crush, don paolo, his secret frobidden desire. don looked up and saw him and his majestic manbutt and was temporarily flawed. but just like with hershel the momet passed like a seductive bowel movement, and descole too felt very sad. for he knew that paul was aroused by an0other.

the another was...tuujuygtigigy

hershel!

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so was it good? please rate and review i love you all unless you don't rate and review. is it worth making it two shots or more shots? because that's all, for now. unless you want more, cause I had some ideas for more chapters. I have my computer and my pocky ready XD XD

YAOIS FOR ALL,

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