It's dark out. Raining. He has no idea who he is, where he is, or where he came from. It's pretty frightening for him. Little does he know that twenty four hours from this day he was a robot, but now he is a human child. His name is "GIR". He had bright blue eyes and black hair. He seemed to be about five years old. He had on a bright blue t-shirt that stood out.

That night, a boy named "Dib" was walking with his sister. He had just eaten at Bloaty's Pizza Hog and was now in a pretty good mood. But as he was walking, he had caught sight of the little boy.

"Hey!", Dib called, "Are you lost?"

GIR nodded.

"What's your name?" Dib asked the little boy who he couldn't even recognize as the obnoxious little robot.

"I don't know. I can't remember anything and now I'm lost." GIR said.

"You can stay with us for the night." Dib said. Gaz, his sister, punched him in the arm.

"You can't just let random people stay at our house!" Gaz yelled.

"But he's so little! And It'll only be for one night."

"Yeah…" she said. "Then It'll be two nights. Then It'll be five months then… do whatever. I'll meet you at the house."

As Gaz proceeded down the block, Dib bent down so his eyes met with GIR's.

GIR's stomach growled.

"Are you hungry?" Dib asked him. GIR nodded.

Dib walked alongside GIR to the house. Professor Membrane, Dib's father, was not at home then.

"What would you like to eat?" Dib asked the little child.

"Waffles!" GIR said.

Dib sighed and put two waffles in the toaster.

"Would you like to watch TV?" Dib asked.

"Yup." GIR said and sat on the couch next to Dib. Dib handed him the remote and he turned to the Angry Monkey show.

Dib only knew one person- or robot that ever liked that show. Zim's little sidekick. But Dib thought that Zim's sidekick was… dead. And he had no idea where Zim was. The Tallests had Zim turned human. But he thought that they had GIR destroyed. So he didn't suspect a thing. And GIR didn't even know who he was.

"So you don't remember your name?" Dib asked GIR.

"Nope." he said.

"Can I give you a name for now?" Dib asked. GIR nodded.

Dib thought for awhile.

"Do you like the name… Max?" Dib asked him.

"Yup." GIR…- or Max said, nodding.

"It looks like your waffles are ready." Dib said as two nice warm waffles popped out of the toaster. Waffles were perfect for a cold rainy night like this one.

Dib gave "Max" two waffles on a plate along with a bottle of syrup.

"Do you need anything else?" Dib asked as GIR began to smile at the warmth of his waffles.

"Nope." he said.

"Are you okay with sleeping on the couch?" Dib asked. GIR nodded.

"I'm tired." he said, walking to the couch and falling asleep immediately.

Dib sighed and put a blanket over GIR. Then he, himself went to bed.

But Dib woke up at about 3:00 am to some pretty weird noises. He went into the living room and found GIR sleeping on the floor and shaking a little.

"…Max…wake up…" Dib said, shaking him awake.

"Wuh- what happened?" GIR asked sleepily.

"I don't know. But I think you fell off of the couch." Dib said.

GIR rubbed his eyes.

"Oh. I'm sorry if I woke you up." he said.

Dib smiled.

"Don't worry about it!" he said.

Then Gaz came out of her room with a baseball bat.

"ALRIGHT I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER-"

"It's alright, Gaz. It's just us." Dib said.

"'us?' I told you not to bring that little kid home." Gaz said.

"No. You said 'do whatever'"

"Well can you guys shut up? SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP AT 3:00 AM!" Gaz screamed.

Dib sighed.

"Whatever." he said as Gaz walked away.

GIR got back onto the couch, curled up and fell asleep.

Dib went right back into his room but it took him awhile to go back to sleep.

About four hours later, Dib woke up and saw that GIR was still sleeping. It was a Friday morning but Dib had decided to stay home to keep GIR/Max company.

Dib went into the kitchen and made waffles and bacon. The smell of breakfast woke GIR up.

GIR walked into the kitchen and sat at the table, awaiting warm waffles and bacon. It's kind of weird that he could remember his favorite foods but not his own name.

"Hey, Max? Do you mind if we go shopping at Wal-mart later? I think you're going to need some things as long as you're staying here." Dib said.

"That's fine." GIR said as Dib handed him waffles and bacon.

"Oh. And I'm sorry- I never even introduced myself! I'm Dib." Dib said.

"I like that name." GIR said. Dib smiled.

"Wanna go to the arcade or something later?" Dib asked.

"Okay." GIR said, taking a bite of his bacon.

Gaz came out of her room with a tangled mess of hair.

"Dib, get rid of that stupid kid. I don't want to see him here tomorrow, understand?" she said.

"Yes. I understand. But there is no way I'm going to listen to my little sister who doesn't even have a heart." Dib said, as GIR's eyes began to tear up.

"I…I'm sorry." GIR said to Gaz. He felt so bad now.

Dib noticed that tears were now running down GIR's cheeks.

"It's okay, dude. Gaz is just being a butthead. That's all!" Dib said.

Gaz wanted to slap Dib so badly but she didn't want a little kid to witness the death of her own brother.

GIR sniffled and gave Dib a hug. At this point, they both needed one.

"Well, I'm going to skool," Gaz said, putting a brush through her hair a couple of times.

"Well, bye." Dib said as Gaz angrily slammed the door.

Dib messed up GIR's hair just for fun.

"We're gonna go to Wal-mart in a bit, okay? I'm gonna go get ready." Dib said, walking to his room.

GIR put on his shoes and sat on the couch.

Why could he remember everything except for his past?

"Okay. Let's go." Dib said, grabbing about fifty dollar bills and putting them in his pocket.

When they arrived at Wal-mart, Dib got a basket. He knew he was going to buy a lot of stuff.

By the time they were done, Dib had bought about ten new outfits for GIR. And he had bought a box of Cheez-it's, Cocoa Puffs, two boxes of Eggo waffles, and chocolate bubble gum.

By the time they were home, Gaz was home from skool. It was about 2:30 and Dib and GIR were hungry.

Dib got out his cell phone and ordered pizza.

"Know what…?" Dib said, after the pizza guy came and gave them their pizza.

"What?" GIR asked.

"You're like the little brother I never had." Dib said with a smile.

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