Yami Ryo: I don't own Naruto because if I did there would be much more swearing and blood. I dedicate this to my muse ninjagirl91.

Days In Naruto Hundo

Chapter One

It was around six a.m. that Sylent and Cassie soke up finally after just two hours of sleep.

"C'mon Sy! Naruto Hundo is starting! Jammin' Juice Box and Sam are waitin'!" Cassie giggled jumping up and down on the bed causing Sylent to groan and push her off.

"Cassie, if it were anything but Naruto you did this for I would kill you." Sylent groaned rolling over and getting up slowly. Cassie had shoulder length sandy blonde hair, light blue eyes, pale skin and a rather developed body while Sylent had red hair cut so short it stuck out in the back but waist length bangs, deep brown eyes, and a pale scrawny figure taller than Cassie. Both girls were sixteen though Sylent was older by a few months. Both girls got up and Sylent slowly followed the bouncing giddy Cassie down the stairs. James and Sam were already sitting in front of the large screen t.v. waiting eagerly for their favorite show Naruto to come on. Sam was the only male and had his black hair cut short and spiked out, deep brown eyes like Sylent, and a tan scrawny frame since he was short for a thirteen year old. James was the youngest girl being only eight and had long dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and a tan healthy frame her baby fat not gone at all yet.

"Sy! Cassie! It's starting! Jammin' Juice Box got the popcorn!" Sam called pointing at James who grinned holding up the popcorn bowl overflowing with the small buttery treats.

"Cassie's puzzle is there." James pointed at a colorful box with a picture of an angel on it. Cassie smiled and ran over quickly dumping the pieces on the floor in front of her as the theme song for Naruto began. Sylent grinned and jumped onto the couch. Naruto was hiding under his fence cloth disguise when the ground began to shake and the power went out, though they were far more concerned with the t.v. than the current earth quake. It didn't even cross their minds that an earth quake where they lived was impossible.

"NOOOO!" They shouted together at the t.v. "COME BACK MY LORD AND MASTER!" All at once everything went black and they felt a strange tug on their very souls.

When Sylent opened her eyes again she was outside holding some cloth in a bright place she recognised but denied.

"Where the hell am I?" Sylent asked more to herself than anyone else. She jumped when she noticed that her voice was not her own. She looked at her hands and gasped because these hands were smaller and a darker shade than her own and her body was garbed in an orange outfit she knew from somewhere. Her mind raced as she gave her new body an examination and paused when she realized two things. The first was that she was now male and the second was she wasn't in pain anymore. "It...doesn't hurt..." She let a relieved tearful smile grace her face. "What am I thinking? I have to get my own body back! Whoever has my body doesn't know how to deal with the pain." She was about to turn around when she spotted a man that looked exactly like Iruka from Naruto and she knew she couldn't just deny it anymore. She was in the Naruto world, her body was probably Naruto's and that was James' favorite character in front of her right now. Iruka looked panicked and tearful though.

"I want Sy! Where's my big sister? I'm so confused!" He began to sob sitting on the ground much like a lost child does. Sylent smiled her comforting big sister smile when she saw this knowing that it was James that was in that body. She walked over and hugged her.

"It's okay James, I'm right here." She soothed able to bring her new distinctly male voice to a low comforting level she always used for anyone she cared about when they were miserable.

"Naruto?" James asked sniffling in surprise.

"No." She shook her head and began to hum a special lullaby for her little sister that she knew she would recognize even trapped in the body of an older man. James calmed down immediately.

"What are we gonna do?" James sniffled.

"Alright, I need you to stop crying first. I think that we've swapped bodies with our favorite Naruto characters, which means that it's more than likely they have our bodies too." Sylent sighed.

"But, you're sick! If Naruto has your body your disease could kill him!" James cried out in shock.

"C'mon, Daddy's back home. He wouldn't let Naruto skip my pills." Sylent assured with a confident smile. Neither noticed the two shinobi that had just appeared.

"But what if you die! Without your Scheduled medicine you could die of that stupid disease!" James shouted gaining the attention of the two shinobi who looked very surprised.

"Relax! It's taken care of! Besides, I've been feeling much better! There are more important things to worry about besides my six o'clock dose. Let's head back to the academy, I'm getting tired." Sylent said sternly. The ninja decided to report to the hokage with this information. On the way to the academy Sylent explained to James how to be a teacher and what to do. She caught on easily.

When lunch rolled around much of the class was disturbed by the fact that Naruto was silent the whole class period and so left as quickly as they could. Hinata was the only one to stay behind aside from James and Sylent. Sylent got up from her seat and stepped into the isle but was stopped by a tug on the arm. She turned around to look at Hinata curiously.

"Stand aside worthy adversary!" She giggled with a sly grin. Catching on Sylent pulled her arm into her jacket leaving the sleeve empty.

"It's just a scratch." Sylent protested with an equally sly grin.

"Just a scratch?! Your arms off!" Hinata cried with a wide smile.

"No it isn't." Sylent denied.

"Well, what's that then?" Hinata indicated the empty sleeve.

"I've had worse." Sylent shrugged.

"You liar!" Hinata laughed pointing accusingly. James heard the exchange and laughed knowing that it was really Sam that was trapped in that body. All three were laughing together before Sam began to sniffle.

"I missed you." He mummbled.

"I missed you too Hina-kun." Sylent said with a grin. James and Sylent laughed at Sam's glare, which didn't look very threatening with Hinata's face.

"You're such a comedian Naru-chan! You too Ruka-chan." He huffed laughing at their horrified faces. Sylent just shook her head and sat down on Iruka's desk while Sam stood next to them.

"What do we do now?" James asked.

"Yeah Naru-chan?" Sam urged.

"First thing we need to do is find Cassie who'd probably in Neji's body." Sylent sighed.

"Can you imagine how shocked people are with Cassie in Neji's body? She's probably panicking and running around in circles like a chicken with its head cut off." James giggled.

"Oh no...imagine if they think she's an impster or worse, insane." Sylent groaned.

"We should find her soon or something bad might happen." Sam concluded.

"Yeah, that's a good idea..." Sylent sighed sitting down in a chair and breathing a little heavily. Sam and James looked at each other sharing a worried glance.

"Are you okay Nee-chan?" James asked.

"'M fine...day's just catching up with me." Sylent groaned wondering why the pain was back. She was in a different body so it should have stopped, right?

"Is it that disease again?" Sam asked sadly sitting next to her.

"In truth it feels like it. But that can't be right...it's my body that's sick, isn't it?" Sylent mused. Same thought for a long moment as James rubbed circles on Sylent's back.

"Maybe...it's not just your body." Sam suggested.

"What do you mean?" Sylent asked.

"Well, a while ago when I was doing a project on illness for health class I came across this website that said sometimes it's not just the body that's ill. It said that if the soul is troubled or ill the body suffers. Maybe that's what's wrong with you." Sam explained.

"So, what do we do about it?" James asked quickly.

"Nothing, there is no cure for the soul." Sylent said eyes closed in exhaustion.

"Maybe in this world there is. Maybe that's why we're here. Maybe Tsunade has the power to heal you!" Sam said hope lacing his now female voice.

"Don't get your hopes up. There's a 99 chance it won't even come close to working." She discouraged their hopes right there.

"But..." James trailed off when the class began to file in.

"Later." Sylent commanded firmly walking back to her seat. Even if she was youngest in this world she was still oldest and leader. As suck Sam and James were forced to obey.

Later in the day the three were leaving the academy together. None of them brought up Sylent's rare disease. At the gate they saw Neji waiting cooly. The three walked up to him and he looked at them cautiously before speaking.

"OMG, this whole this is ttly craptastic." He said emotionlessly once he was sure only they would hear.

"Ttly. We're way too ooc to pull the shite needed." Sylent grinned in reply knowing this was Cassie right away.

"Ah! I hate it when you guys IM chat!" James whined.

"Yeah, we never know what's going on." Sam agreed. Neji let out a relieved sigh.

"You have no idea how happy I am to see you guys." Neji sighed hugging James and Sam since she could tell who was who by their answers and the way they stood. Sylent being as paranoid as she is stood like she was ready for an attack, Sam stood like he was plotting something, and James stood like she wanted to hug the world. The two smiled and hugged her back. All three stopped and grinned maniacally at Sylent making her glare, which looked more like a cute pout on Naruto's face.

"Touch me and I'll ingest your marrow." She growled threateningly.

"Please?" All three gave her a kicked puppy look.

"No, I'm claustrophobic." Though it was hard she refused.

"Liar!" They accused knowing she wasn't really.

"Fine, germaphobic." She scoffed walking away.

"Are not!" Sam accused.

"Fine. I just don't want to hug you." Sylent shrugged continuing to walk away. Same glared while Cassie and James pouted.

"Oh, c'mon be men," She laughed into her hand. "And a woman." Sam, Cassie, and James glared at her before dissolving into laughs themselves.

"Oh! Hinata, we're supposed to get home now. I was sent to get you." Cassie said gently.

"I really don't want to call that man father." Sam sighed.

"Hina-kun...it's only a word and hold no meaning unless you want it to. I'll admit that to me father is a special word just as mother is and should be earned. However this life is not ours and we should stick to the story." Sylent explained gently hugging Sam for a brief moment.

"I'm gonna miss your cooking." Sam groaned.

"I get Naru-chan's cooking and you don't!" James teased with a grin.

"Enough Ruka-chan or you'll have to figure out how to cook yourself." Sylent hissed walking away.

"Sorry." James pouted sticking her tongue out at the snickering Hyuuga and running after Sylent after all four said good-bye.

"You'll be staying with me." Sylent informed seriously. James nodded with a bright smile. Her smile faded when she finally noticed the glares the villagers were throwing at Sylent, or rather Naruto. "Don't look at them." She commanded recieving an uncertain nod.

"How do you know the way?" James asked shakily.

"It's not too hard to know if you pay attention." Sylent replied smiling at her.

"Can we go Naru-chan? I'm scared." James mumbled holding onto Sylent's upper arm much like a frightened child.

"That depends entirely on what you mean. I wonder how Naruto, Iruka, Hinata, and Neji are doing in our bodies." Sylent mused. James hummed in agreement.

Yami Ryo: Okay, so this is what I've got so far. Don't worry about the emoness though because I'm putting waaaaay more humor in later.

Naruto: Wait a minute! What happened to us?

Yami Ryo: I'm showing that next chapter so just chill.

Naruto: I hope so.

Yami Ryo: Review or Naruto will have an accident!

Naruto: What?! Stop threatening me!

Yami Ryo: No can do.