Rule Number 1

Hogwart's Rule Number 1: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colours indicate that they are "covered in bees".

'Cedric! Hey Ced!' Harry jabbed his boyfriend with a spoon, 'Look! A bee has gotten lost with the post!'
And sure enough, a little black and yellow insect zoomed across the ceiling, trying not to be consumed by an owl.
'Yes, I see it,' chuckled the Hufflepuff and Harry excitedly watched it, open mouthed as it flew past his nose.
'Y'know,' said the Boy-Who-Lived, 'You're like a bee,' Cedric smirked, interested in what the boy legend would have to say.
'How so?'
'You're both black and yellow,' Harry snickered as the insect buzzed up Ron's nose, who panicked.
'Mione! Something flew up my nose!' he sniffed out loudly.
'Don't be ridiculous,' she replied, turning a page of her paper.
'That's all?' asked Cedric, and Harry nodded.
Yup!' smiled the boy.
'You silly sausage,' chuckled the Hufflepuff.
'What?' Harry pouted, poking Cedric with his spoon again, 'Am not!'
Ced broke out laughing and Harry continued to abuse him with the utensil, 'Well, you're my silly sausage,' Diggory pecked the younger boy's cheek.

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