Here is something me and my good pal, Silena Riva, have been working on. I have to thank whoever thought of DocX, and I have no idea who she'd thank, but I'll put her appreciation in here.

Zuria: So here is DEMIGOD TORTURE! Where my best pals and I torture demigods, mortals, gods, creatures, and magicians. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM ZURIA!

ABC: Ain't that the truth!

Silena Riva: Then… Wouldn't it be called "DEMIGOD, MORTAL, GOD, CREATURE, AND MAGICIAN TORTURE!"? Not just "DEMIGOD TORTURE!"?

Morgie: (snicker)

Zuria: (muttering under breath) It's like trying to keep a million ping pong balls underwater at the same time.

ABC: So, Zuria, what are we doing first?

Zuria: I'm pretty sure the masses… you fans who better give me ideas for victims… would like me to do OCTAVIAN!

Morgie: Yeah! And who's our guest star this week?

Zuria: Umm… since we have no fans for the first episode… let's do… POCKET!

ABC: Pocket? Who's Pocket?

Silena Riva: Zuria's imaginary friend. (face-palm) I knew this would happen…

Zuria: Hey!

Pocket: (pops up, the adorable-sorry, girl, you're cute-fashionista she is)

Silena Riva: (looks confused) OH! Hi (BLEEP!)

Morgie: Riv! Don't say her actual name! You never know who could be monitoring us right now!

Silena Riva: Oops! Sorry (BLEEP!). Styx! Sorry. Thank gods for the whole (BLEEP) thing.

Zuria: Okaaay… Hey! Layered shirts over a mini and leggings! Nice!

Pocket: Zuria. I need to talk to you.

Zuria: Fine. (whispers in the back with Pocket)

ABC: So, Octavian. Do you realize where we are?

Octagon: Um…no.

Silena Riva: Dumba$$.

Octagon: Hey!

Morgie: HEY ZURIA! I LOVE HIS NICKNAME!

Zuria: Trying to talk to Pocket here!

Octagon: No, seriously. (sneaks a cautious glance at Silena Riva) Where am I?

ABC: You're in my soundproof basement. To watch us play.

Zuria: Um…-

Silena Riva: Sorry Z. One moment please? (looks at Zuria, who nods) Are you really that thick, Octavian? Doesn't this room look sorta…. basementy? Sorry Z. Continue.

Zuria: Um… there are several issues with the playing thing. Riv's missing her guitar! And her bass! Morgie's missing her drums! I'm missing… wait, Ravenclaw's diadEM has my instrument. And we're missing about half the band-alright, fine, one third of the band-the vital third!

ABC: Oh, so I'm not vital?

Zuria: Actually, you are. We're all an essential part of this band. ABC, acoustic guitar-you actually know chords. Riv-you are literally the only one who knows anything about music. Morgie, drums-you play drums; I don't know anyone else who does that. Vichic (Pocket's new name), our roadie-you give me something to write songs about, which is why my standard song isCRAZY!No, I mean, that's actually the name of the song. Ravenclaw's diadEM, singer-you have my instrument AND you got us a gig in February. Me, other singer-I'm the organizer; without me, this band would be up a creek with less than no paddle. TSHM, electric guitar-first of all, lol, second of all… um… when I talk you actually understand me.

Octagon: Umm…. I thought you were going to torture me...? Not that I'm complaining at the lack of torture around here…

Silena Riva: We'll get there… But thanks for reminding me! (smiles at Octavian's groan)

ABC: (standing there with a vacant expression)

Zuria: I think the emotional intent of that message was lost on ABC.

Silena Riva: No…. But I toldyou she had the emotional range of a teaspoon!

Morgie: No, she just dazed off again.

Vichic: (snaps fingers under ABC's nose)

ABC: Wha?

Zuria: On with the torture! Morgie! Bring it out!

Morgie: (daughter of Hephaestus -wouldn't you know it?- brings out her new and improved OTHER CHARACTER 5001!)

Zuria: Ooh! So what are we bringing out now?

ABC: Um… let's do Snape!

Silena Riva: Yeah! Snape! Or a boggart? Oh! Lupin!

Zuria: Nah, too cliché. Hey, Riv, when are we doing that live recreation of the Mysterious Ticking Noise? And remember Voldie's laugh on the sped-up version? CHIPMUNK!

Silena Riva: Um… good question. I dunno. We're getting off-target. Again.

Zuria: Right. So, what are we doing?

Tanning Salons Hate Me: Um…Z, remember that book series I loaned you?

Zuria: Yeah? Do you have it with you? Third or fourth would be best.

Tanning Salons Hate Me: (quoting the book) Kind of like a mosquito-annoying, but of no real threat to me.

Zuria: (quoting the book) You had it easy. Some guy kept trying to poke me with a toothpick.

Zuria and TSHM: (fall over laughing)

Silena Riva: Umm….. What? You're off topic AGAIN!Gods, you're more distracted than a daughter of Aphrodite in a shoe store!

Zuria: Lol, SR. You don't seem to get that I am ALWAYS off topic. It's a curse. Anyways, it's a Vladimir Todd book. The fourth one. I can't remember what it's called. I kinda don't care. But anyways… DO IT, MORGIE!

Morgie: Can I have my assistant do it? I haven't even done a test run on it!

Vichic: Oh, just because I'm the roadie. I have to do all the hard stuff.

Zuria: Uh, yeah! (gives the cutie a hug) I don't mean that.

Vichic: I'm aware. Because if you did, you CLEARLY wouldn't want to get hyped up on all the stuff we did at summer camp again at winter camp.

Zuria: You mean the gummy bears? The skittles? The root beer? The chocolate cake? The chocolate-cake-in-the-root-beer? Or the flash mob?

Vichic: All of the above.

Zuria: Tee-hee. This will be hilarious. And then we're staying up to three to write a book?

Vichic: One that I will never give back when you give me the first ten chapters? Yeah.

Silena Riva: Then why would she give them to you? Now that she knows your plan.

Zuria: Um…well…I kinda did get it back…after three months…and then I was on vacation so she gave it to you and ABC…who wrote extensive reviews on paper! (Love you guys!) When will you do that, Poc—I mean Vichic?

Vichic: NEVER!

Zuria: Whatev. Fire it up, Morgie!

Silena Riva: Finally! It's demigod-frying time!

Octagon: (whimpers pathetically)

So what happens next? It's up to you viewers to tell. I WON'T WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER 'TILL YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH D'ABLO AND OCTAVIAN!