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I will not tour an archaeological dig. If I want to see the dig I will wait patiently for the archaeologists to finish their work, then I will tour the site.
If I must tour the dig and work with an archaeologist, I will not open, read, or otherwise disturb anything.
I will listen to the locals when they run screaming from an area. They, and their families, have lived here for generations. They know all about the unexplained disappearances, and strange noises that come from the site.
If I absolutely have to look inside of a stone box that has a curse written on it, I won't open the box, I will take it to be x-rayed. Then I can look at the contents without invoking any curses.
I will not pocket, hold, or touch any stone jewel that looks like a scarab.
I will not read any books that I find on a dig. I will happily hand them to the archaeologist in charge.
If I must read from a book that I find, I will read SILENTLY.
If some idiot on the dig has read out loud from the book of the dead, I won't linger around the site. I will immediately head to an animal shelter and adopt as many cats as I can.
If I find myself surrounded by mummies wanting to kill me I won't waste time trying to shoot them. I will throw one of my cats at them.
I won't waste time buying a gun to defend myself from a mummy; I will invest in a flamethrower. Nothing lifts drooping spirits as much as watching a burning mummy light up the night.
If I am in a room filled with gold items, I will fill one pack with only as much as I can run with.
