Hi so i was bored so i decided to a commentary on this crap fic. hope you like it. I don't own this or Harry Potter i only own the bold stuff thank goodness.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (It was so funny I forgot to laugh) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (well someone has homophobia) raven, bloodytearz666 (What help?) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok (I feel so sorry for this guy)2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (This actually explains a lot she has dementia) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Really? I didn't know babies are born with long hair) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (Fine I'll leave… but I want to finish this commentary) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (INCEST!… you cause that is like saying you want to shag your brother) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white( Really? I thought vampires have purple polka dot teeth that are crooked). I have pale white skin. (No DUH!) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (It is in Scotland noob)where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) (I don't believe you epically with atrocious grammar and spelling) . I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) ( No I couldn't I thought you were a gleek)and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic (They have those in England?) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. (*cough*slut*cough)I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (But I thought you were already pale) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (Wow Hogwarts even has magical weather) so there was no sun(well No DUH), which I was very happy about. (Of course you are cause you would either A burn cause you're a vamp. Or B it would reveal you sparkle like the Twilight vamps.) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Well isn't she charming)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! (was that supposed to be suppense?)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Excuse while I go laugh my head off. Draco shy yeah right an arrogant prick sure but he is not shy)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!)
AN: IS it good? (NO) PLZ tell me fangz! (My mom said if I don't have anything nice to say then I shouldn't say it so I won't)
Congrats you made it only 43 chapters left good luck keeping your I.Q. intact and good luck remembering how to spell and how use grammar after this leave me a review of this cuz they make smile.
