Emmett's Story
chapter 1-

There I stood, naked. I was looking into the full sized mirror I had stolen from Japers room I couldn't help but like what I saw... Free, no one watching. Maybe Edward was... but still. Naked. And about to have the most luxurious bath in the history of baths...EVER!

Alice had been out this morning to buy Bella -still human, cause Eddie kins wont change her, I swear I'm going to bite her if he doesn't!- some lotions and potions. I tiptoed over to the grandé ensuit; everybody having super human hearing was kinda annoying, especially when they were just down the road playing baseball... I'm tired of playin' sports! Baseball, baseball, baseball, WRESTLE, baseball, baseball... I want to dance! Jazz is my favourite dance, oh and ballet. I normally hid my feelings in front of the others, jasper can feel it, Edward can hear it, and Alice can see me doing it...

I slipped on my fluffy white dressing gown, soo warm and snug! Then glided over to the cabinets, where Alice had placed all the lotions. I dragged out a bottle of bath oil named 'baby petal pink', but trust me, this was not a baby pink! Then I got some raspberry fizzy-bombs out- Id made up a few baths for Rosalie before, I knew how they worked. Next on my list of luxury: candles and rose petals... where'd Alice put them!... I searched around the room, throwing around the golden towels and Edwards golden toothbrush... Where the hell are they!?...oh... found them, they were next to the fizzy bombs. Ha-ha...

''And now, for the main event-vent-entt... THE RUNNING OF THE BATH!'' I stage whispered into Jaspers hair comb. I looked in the mirror next to the bath and smiled, this is my time to shine, I thought. I turned the 'hot' golden knob, and watched as a waterfall cascaded from the tap. So pretty I thought to myself, and smiled. I took off my dressing gown and hung it on the back of the door, then went to inspect the room for other beatifying products.

I walked past Eddiekins stereo, what is this doing in here? Then I remember Bella had stayed over the other day... they must have... hmmm, NAUGHTY EDDIEKINS! Oh, scandalous. I smiled a huge cheesy grin and pulled out some CD's they were listening to...Clair du Lune...Too sexy for my shirt...Love man... OOOOH! MY FAVE!! Dont'cha, By the Pussycat dolls!! I ripped the CD out from the case and shoved it in the stereo, and pressed play.

''DONT'CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!?

DONT'CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME?!

DONT'CHAAAAA''

I sang at full volume, oh my gawd I love these girls!!

Then I heard the foot steps...


Finished! - Okay, I know, I know, I have some explaining to do... tee hee! So, I love Emmett, I wish he was my big brother, so I didn't mean anything... by the way he was written :) I think he's just such a great character to play around with (HAHAHAHA, we all wish, eh girls?) so SORRY to any Team Emmett fans :) Thanks Twi-nerds ;) xx