KABUKI JOE!

A/N: I DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT OWN SUPERNATURAL

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As the haze started to lift from Dean's head, he looked up where he was sitting, and saw a familiar image.

Well, two images of the same person anyway. He forced his eyed to focus until the two images became one.

"Sammy?" He groused.

"Not quite." The image of his brother said in a soft almost feminine voice.

"Huh?"

"Your brother is sitting across the table from you." Came the reply.

Dean looked over at the person sitting across the table from him. Sure enough it was his geeky kid brother.

"Sam?" Dean called out, noticing that his brother was still out.

He tried to assess what was happening to them at this moment.

Somehow a shape shifter had taken Sam's form, and was now addressing him.

"The drug should wear off soon." It assured him. "You don't have to worry."

"Y-you drugged us?" Dean stammered. "W-why?"

"Well, I couldn't have two hunters getting in my way, now can I?" It chuckled slightly.

"Get in the way of what?" Dean asked as he struggled to get out of his chair, only to find that his was bound to it. Then he came to the realization that the only thing he and his brother had on were their boxers.

"What the hell?" He fumed.

"I had to make sure the both of you were not carrying any weapons on you." It mused. "You know how silver and my kind don't get along."

"Yeah, but did you have to strip us down to our boxers?" Dean snarled at the shift shaper. "You could've at least let us kept our clothes on!"

"What can I say?" The shape shifter allowed a finger to run down his chest, causing Dean to shudder, "I like the view."

Soon Dean heard the soft groans of his brother.

"Sammy?" Dean called his brother's name.

Sam's eyes snapped opened, just in time to see himself caressing his own brother.

Dean, what the hell…?"

"Oh, good you're awake." His twinned image smile at him.

"What the hell do you want from us?" He growled at the shape shifter.

"In time," it smiled sweetly at him. "All in good time. But first I need to get out of this skin, and slip into something more comfortable. Ciao!"

Sam stared at his brother, who was still recovering from several shades of red.

"Dean, are you all right?"

"Dude, if we get out of this one," Dean frowned, "I'm definitely gonna need to see a shrink!"

TBC

A/N: What does the shape shifter want with the two brothers? Stay tune, and find out!!!