"So Pharaoh, what sounds good to you?" Yugi asked his Yami. He was sitting inside a "Mega-Ultra-Chickfila" restaurant, looking down complacently at the laminated menu.
"Hmmm, how about a burger?" Yami replied.
"Uhh, I don't think they have those here." Yugi said uncertainly
"What?! No burgers? That's outrageous!" an outraged Yami replied.
"C'mon, lets just get some chicken sandwiches." Yugi said positively.
"No!" Yami cried, "I demand a hamburger! With fries!" his eyes flashed dangerously.
"Look," Yugi sighed, "you can have my fries, ok?" Yami was silent as he mulled it over.
"…With ketchup?" he asked hopefully.
"Yes, with ketchup." Yugi rolled his eyes. "Now come on, the line's getting long."
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Yugi smiled as he took a bite out of his sandwich. Yami scowled as he prodded his soggy French fries with a plastic spoon.
"What's wrong?" Yugi asked
"My french fries are absolutely pathetic." Yami growled.
"Here! try this!" Yugi smiled as he held out his half eaten sandwich.
"Are you kidding me?" Yami looked in disgust at the sandwich.
"What? Are you allergic to chicken or something?"
"No! That thing is full of bacteria!" Yami shrunk away from the sandwich, his left eye twitching involuntarily.
"You've got to be kidding me. We share the same body! Why should you even—"
"But you didn't even wash your hands!" Yami exclaimed.
"Y-yes I did! Right after I went to the bathroom!" Yugi's face flushed.
"No you di—dn't!" Yami mocked in a singsong voice.
"YES I DID!!!" Yugi screeched aloud, "I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE!!!"
The restaurant suddenly became eerily silent. Yugi's eyes widened, and he quickly hid his face with his hand.
"Haha. They think your crazy."
TEH FIN ~
