"Brrringg! Brrringg!" rang the alarm clock. Karin's hand searched for the off button.

"Fuwaaaa…" she yawned, stretching her arms above her head. She rolled over in her bed, rubbing her drowsy eyes. Suddenly, with a loud "THUD!" the bed tossed her onto the floor. "Oof!" She muttered.

"Mom bought that clock 'cause she can't wake me up…" thought Karin, as she changed into her school's black uniform."It sure is a good thing Usui-kun can cover for me." She said aloud.

"You mean SAVE your BUTT, like Anju used to!" yelled an all too familiar doll.

"Anju! Don't use that doll to mock me!" Karin cried. She dashed past Anju, who looked like a doll herself, and out of the house.

"Sis… I'm not mocking you. That was Boogie-kun." said Anju, quietly.

"I sure hope Usui-kun likes this lunch..." mumbled Karin as she walked to her school. An image from a Shojo manga popped into her head.

"AUGHH!!" she screamed, "That's so cliché!"

X-X-X-X

Tokyo Airport, Japan

"Sir!" saluted a teenage girl. She was wearing a brown leather jacket, shiny brown boots, brown khaki shorts, and carrying a brown briefcase. The only NOT brown thing about her was her hair, which was blond, and fashioned into a short ponytail. "Sir?" she repeated.

"SMACK!" replied a gloved hand.

"Do you want to call attention to us, you blood sucking trolop?!" screamed a tall woman in an overcoat, ironically, calling MORE attention to herself. She gave the girl a stern look over her glasses.

"Sir…I mean… Miss Integra, where's Master?" replied Seras, bewildered.

"Oh, Alucard? We've secured him a special position."

Suddenly, a large wooden coffin rolled down the conveyor belt towards them. It looked very out of place among the suitcases which were being unloaded. Attracting even more attention, a tall, dark-haired man, clad in red, wearing a wide brimmed hat, and flashing a creepy smile, climbed out of said coffin.

"Apparently, I don't show up in mirrors or MRIs." He said.

"Why do we 'ave to be here?" questioned Seras, opening a packet of medical blood. She sipped it like a juice box.

"An ambulance was attacked near here," she said, smiling, if only slightly. "All of the machines inside were broken, several packets of medical blood were missing, and yet nobody remembers why. The only thing anyone seems to remember is THIS girl having a massive nosebleed." She waved a picture of Karin.

Alucard tilted his hat with one gloved hand, and stuck the index of the other in his mouth. "What kind of disgraceful vampire would steal medical blood?" he muttered, and shook his head.

Seras finished her packet with one loud slurp. "I might, if I was hungry enough…" she thought, forgetting Alucard could hear her.

He glared at her, disgusted. "And that is why you will remain Police Girl."

X-X-X-X

Karin blushed. Not only did Kenta Usui like her cooking, he was eating it like a hungry bear.

"Thanks, Maaka!" he said, in between bites of a rice cake.

"He seems so much happier…" she thought, bringing her interlaced hands to her chest. She checked her heartbeat. It was faster than normal, pounding at her ribcage and ringing in her ears. Suddenly, a jet of blood and mucus squirted from Karin's nose.

Kenta looked down at his miso soup. It looked like tomato now.

"I'm sorry!" cried Karin, her eyes full of tears.

"I'm gonna be sick…" muttered Kenta.

"Class, we have a new student!" spoke the teacher, redirecting their attention to a blonde girl who sat in the back.

The girl walked to the blackboard carrying a large parasol, and muttering "Hello I'm Seras… hello I'm Seras… hello I'm Seras..." as if practicing.

"Hello, I'm Seras!" she spoke, forgetting her last name.

"She must be a foreigner…" whispered Kenta.

Karin gave him a look.

"What!? Is that a secret?" asked Kenta, defensively.

"Let's go welcome her," said Karin. "She must be nervous."

The pair stood up to intercept Seras, as Seras went to sit down. Karin hurried to her side and tapped on her shoulder. Seras wheeled around in surprise, and dropped her parasol, which Karin tripped over, sending them both to the ground. Kenta turned red as he received a double panty shot. Soon all three of them were on the ground, Kenta having spouted a wicked nosebleed.

Karin rolled onto her side, facing a dazed Seras. "Hi Seras… I'm Karin Maaka."