A/N: Hey guys! I'm so sorry for the wait on Regrettable Decisions! I'm still on vacation so trying to find time to write is difficult. I will be back on track starting on June Ninth, when I get back. I hope to have the 3rd chapter of RD out by then, and the 4th and 5th out quickly after that. Anyway, I just had an idea I wanted to write down before I lost it, so here it is. It's basically a bunch of short stories that include interviews with different characters throughout Pitch Perfect/Pitch Perfect 2 on how they feel about a Bechloe. It should be mostly "canon" with a few tweaks here and there to make it work better. Thanks for putting up with my bullshit had here is the first chapter of Interviews on Bechloe. Enjoy! :3
"Hi! It's nice to meet you, Aubrey!"
"Hi! I'm so glad you took the time. Now, no offense, but what is this for?"
"Well, let's begin, and you'll figure it out sooner or later."
"Sure."
"Where do you stand on Bechloe?"
"Aca-scuse me?"
"Bechloe. The ship name for Beca and Chloe. Sure you've heard of this before."
"Chloe and Beca...I'm afraid I don't quite understand."
"Oh! Well, basically, shipping is when a fandom puts two people in a relationship. There's quite the fanbase around Bechloe."
"Chloe and Beca in a relationship? (laughs) No way! Beca's way too alternative for Chloe."
"Well, I can explain and actually give a few examp..."
"And Beca would never care for any other person other than herself."
"Well, actually I..."
"And it doesn't matter. Even if they are in a relationship, I don't aca-prove (approve)."
"Well, let me just put the facts out there. Take a look during Bellas' practice. Notice how they're constantly staring at each other, only looking away when people take notice of the eye sex. Not to mention, they also took a shower together. And the hugging. And the holding hands. And the..."
"I get the idea! They both have huge toners for each other! Why didn't Chloe tell me?"
"Well, you won't approve. Secondly, you'll probably burn Beca to death if she ever hurt Chloe."
"I'm not that insensitive."
"Well, they do call you the Aca-Nazi."
"I can't help it. It's in Posen blood."
"Anyway, back to to question. How do you feel about Bechloe?"
"Honestly, just shocked. I mean, I never would have thought that. And if Beca dare lay a finger on my Chlo', I will personally rip her..."
"Excuse me?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing! I'm happy for them! Truly happy! Stupid Alt-Girl...I'm gonna..."
"Okay! Next question!"
"Actually, I have a question."
"Shoot!"
"How the hell do you know all this information? Like the shower, and the hugs, and the eye-sex?"
"Oh. The whole world knows. You guys have a huge fanbase."
"Us? The Bellas?"
"Everybody! The Bellas, the Treblemakers, the Tonehangers, DSM, etc., etc.!"
"What?" (She becomes shocked.)
"Yeah, it's not that big of a deal."
"Really?"
"It's fine."
(Aubrey begins to look stressed)
"Hey, hey! Don't puke! It's fine! Everything's alright!"
"(Sighs)Alright. So, what did you have to say?"
"So, if you were either Beca or Chloe, what would you..."
"Say, what happened to Beca and the Treble? Aren't they still dating?"
"Well...not really. He's pretty much out of the picture."
"But he's not. Alt-Girl and him are still dating. Beca can't be with Chloe. Oh god! Chloe will be heart-broken!"
"That's partly why we wanted you to come here. We were planning to seperate Beca and Jesse. Then get Chloe or Beca to speak up about their love for each other and then the fans can be happy."
"You want me to?"
"Yep. Tell the other Bellas to come here and talk to us. We'll help plan everything else."
"And if it doesn't work?"
"It will."
"I think I'm going to be sick. Aca-scuse me, I have to go."
"Wait! We only have a few more questions!"
"(Angrily)Alright, fine. Hurry it up!"
"Bechloe isn't the only pairing that the fanbase has made. There's also been Chaubrey, Aubeca, Jaubrey, and many more. There's one that's particulary interesting, it's called Staubrey."
"Do I want to know what that is?"
"It's you and Stacie."
"(Shocked) Wh...what?!"
"Mhm."
"(Flustered and blushing) Why would anybody pair us two?"
"Well, there's been this chemistry between you two. The fanbase notice little things."
"(More flustered and her face becomes even redder) I...I mean, I don't like her... and she doesn't like...like me, so it's inplausible!"
"Yeah. Right."
"I...uh...I have to go! Bye!"
*Deleted Scene in which we show Aubrey numerous fanfiction on Bechloe and Staubrey.
"We actually have a few samples of Bechloe and Staubrey fanfiction we want you to take a look at."
"Dear god..."
"Here are the Bechloe ones!"
*Shows fanfiction.
"How do you feel?"
"People write that garbage about us?"
"It's not garbage. Some of it's quite nice."
" (Groans)"
"Well, here are the Staubrey ones."
"(Flustered) I...uh...I don't even like her !"
"Doesn't matter!"
"I hate you so much."
*Shows fanfiction.
"So?"
"(Flustered and seemingly a little bit turned on) Me and Stacie...having sex..."
"That's all you got out of the numerous samples we showed us."
"(Moaning)It...wow...I...I'm speechless."
"You really enjoyed it, didn't you?"
"(Her body becomes more and more flushed)Stacie...ooh!"
"Aubrey, Aubrey!"
"Huh? Oh yeah. I hated it."
"Really?"
"I think I should go, uh, freshen up...bye!"
A/N: I think I forgot to mention that Staubrey is going to be a thing as well in this fic. Oh well, too lazy to add it up top. Well, thank you for reading this piece of garbage I wrote down in 5 minutes! Don't forget to review! Constructive critisicm is always nice. You telling me that this fic is shit is also nice. I don't mind. Thanks again!
