Twas the nite before x-mas
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the capsule corp house,
Were the sounds of Vegeta chasing a poor little mouse.
Trunks & Bra's stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hope that the fat guy in the red suit soon would be there.
Bra & Trunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of toys, training equipment, clothes & make up danced in their heads.
And Bulma in her nightie sitting on Vegetas lap,
had just settled down for a quick little nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
Vegeta sprang forth & turning SSJ went to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew in a flash,
ripped apart the shutter & blew up the sash!
The moon shining brightly on new fallen snow,
Had he still had a tail he would be Ouzaroo by now!
When what to his coal black eyes should appear?
What looked like a sleigh with 8 flying reindeer!
With a fat guy driving way up in the sky,
could it be Santa Clause or maybe King Kai?
Flying faster than F16's the reindeer they came,
and he yelled and cursed them each by name.
Move Rasher, move Pouncer, move Cancer & Fred,
Go Floppy, go Flippy, go Trixie and Big Ted!
To the top of the trees, scrape over the wall,
now get moving you lot & don't let the sleigh fall.
So up to the dome top the reindeer they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys & the round fat guy too.
And then with a crash, tinkle, Vegeta heard on the roof,
the damage being done by 8 sets of hoofs.
Vegeta pulled in his head & was turning around,
when down the chimney came the fat guy spreading dirt on the ground.
He was dressed rather strange from head to foot,
couldn't see exactly what he was wearing as he was covered in soot!
A suspicious looking bag flung over his back,
Vegeta took up position & got ready to attack.
His eyes began to twinkle, his dimples, how merry,
his cheeks were flushed bright red, just like a cherry.
Couldn't see the mouth, dont know how,
but the stuff on his chin reminded Vegeta of a cow.
The stump of a pipe was held by yellow stained teeth,
As coughs wracked his body as he tried to get some relief.
He had a broad face leading to a fat belly,
that moved around reminding Vegeta of yukky red jelly.
He was chubby, plump with high blood pressure, a jolly old elf.
Prime candidate for heart attack, Vegeta thought to himself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
If look's could have killed then Vegeta would have been dead!
He said absolutley nothing but went to work,
filled Bra & Trunks stockings, Vegeta felt such a jerk.
Then pulling himself into a Ginu Force pose,
he nodded goodbye to Vegeta and up the chimney he rose.
He climbed into the sleigh & to the reindeer did yell,
Up, up and away or its downtime in hell!
But Vegeta heard him cry out as he flew out of sight.......
Happy Christmas to all
And to all a Goodnight!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the capsule corp house,
Were the sounds of Vegeta chasing a poor little mouse.
Trunks & Bra's stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hope that the fat guy in the red suit soon would be there.
Bra & Trunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of toys, training equipment, clothes & make up danced in their heads.
And Bulma in her nightie sitting on Vegetas lap,
had just settled down for a quick little nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
Vegeta sprang forth & turning SSJ went to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew in a flash,
ripped apart the shutter & blew up the sash!
The moon shining brightly on new fallen snow,
Had he still had a tail he would be Ouzaroo by now!
When what to his coal black eyes should appear?
What looked like a sleigh with 8 flying reindeer!
With a fat guy driving way up in the sky,
could it be Santa Clause or maybe King Kai?
Flying faster than F16's the reindeer they came,
and he yelled and cursed them each by name.
Move Rasher, move Pouncer, move Cancer & Fred,
Go Floppy, go Flippy, go Trixie and Big Ted!
To the top of the trees, scrape over the wall,
now get moving you lot & don't let the sleigh fall.
So up to the dome top the reindeer they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys & the round fat guy too.
And then with a crash, tinkle, Vegeta heard on the roof,
the damage being done by 8 sets of hoofs.
Vegeta pulled in his head & was turning around,
when down the chimney came the fat guy spreading dirt on the ground.
He was dressed rather strange from head to foot,
couldn't see exactly what he was wearing as he was covered in soot!
A suspicious looking bag flung over his back,
Vegeta took up position & got ready to attack.
His eyes began to twinkle, his dimples, how merry,
his cheeks were flushed bright red, just like a cherry.
Couldn't see the mouth, dont know how,
but the stuff on his chin reminded Vegeta of a cow.
The stump of a pipe was held by yellow stained teeth,
As coughs wracked his body as he tried to get some relief.
He had a broad face leading to a fat belly,
that moved around reminding Vegeta of yukky red jelly.
He was chubby, plump with high blood pressure, a jolly old elf.
Prime candidate for heart attack, Vegeta thought to himself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
If look's could have killed then Vegeta would have been dead!
He said absolutley nothing but went to work,
filled Bra & Trunks stockings, Vegeta felt such a jerk.
Then pulling himself into a Ginu Force pose,
he nodded goodbye to Vegeta and up the chimney he rose.
He climbed into the sleigh & to the reindeer did yell,
Up, up and away or its downtime in hell!
But Vegeta heard him cry out as he flew out of sight.......
Happy Christmas to all
And to all a Goodnight!
