Deadpool and Wolverine a fan fic by Fennekin Skywalker
One day after kicking major ass, Wolverine decided to go to the bar. On the way to the bar, Deadpool appeared out of the mist of a back alley. "What you dong Logan old buddy old pal?"
"Fuck Off" Said Wolverine
Deadpool whimpered and started rubbing his nipples. "But wolverine, don't you want to sharpen your claws on my dick? I mean, if you cutt it off it will just grow back."
Wolverine replied "Alright bub, just one more time."
Deadpool chuckled in glee.
Wolverine started stroking deadpools cock.
Suddenly, Wolverine cut off Deadpools dick. "Sorry Wade" Said Wolverine.
"No problem" replied deadpool. "Hey Logan, You know what i think we should do? asked Deadpool.
"What?" said Wolverine.
I should shove my dismebered cock up your ass while we wait for it to grow back.
Deadpool than grasp his cock and shoves it up Wolverines anus.
Wolverine starts skull fucking Deadpool when out of no where Skrek appears of from a dimensional portal Screaming "I got a donkey up my arse!"
Shreks than looks at Logan and Wade.
"It looks like you two could use some lube." says shrek.
Shrek than starts to shit all over the place while jerking off.
Deadpool than takes off his mask and climbs into shreks anus. And says "I clench my butt cheeks when eating potato chips! You should try it green ogre."
"The names Shrek."
"well shrek" says Deadpool. You will really like mine and Wolverines world. We will show you around!"
Shrek then gets hit by a bus with deadpool still in his ass.
Deadpool crys "My new friend! Logan Shrek's dead!."
Wolverine than morphs into shrek and says "Shrek is Love, Shrek is life.
The End
