I don't own final fantasy this is merely a creative outlet and a much better use of my time then going full blown sociopath and going on a murderous rampage. Square Enix owns it and I suppose it is the much better than me owning it.

'Means Lightning's thoughts'

'Means Vanille's thoughts'

Chapter 1

She had no idea how it ended up like this but a bubbly red head was on her back as she walked through the night time street. 'She best hope she never wakes up from this drunken stupor AND Serah best hope I don't see her for at least a week which should be hard seeing as we live in the same house but it will be funny to see her panic when she notices Vanille passed out on the couch.'

"Meh Lightning stop with this jerky moving you would swear you are drunk, are you drunk?" A very drunk Vanille asked her as she leaned down to say it loudly into Lightning's ear. "Are we going to kill that bitch Serah because she went out drinking and went full blown bitch and left me at Lebreau's because she feared her ever so pretty sister may kill her don't tell Light I called her pretty she doesn't seem like she can take the compliment but oh my god but every time she looks at me I go weak at the knees and I just want to bend over backwards to please her." Vanille said with a giggle in her voice forgetting entirely who she was talking to, so Lightning being the ever so responsible person brought it up.

"Vanille, do you remember who is carrying you?" Vanille looking at the person who asked her forgetting entirely but she noticed the strawberry blonde and only one name came to mind after her crushes'. "Of course I didn't Serah I'm glad that you won't tell your sister about my crush on her and like I promise I won't tell her you and Snow broke up despite how much she would be over joyed to her that."

'Not gonna lie I'm very happy about that monstrous ape is no longer dating her but I must ask her about it later.' Being broken out of her thoughts by the girl who gave her this joyous news, "Hey Serah mind if I stay at your house Fang would be pissed if I came home drunk, only if it is okay with Light." Lightning just giggled "I'm sure she won't mind."

As they reached the front door Vanille jumped off and began to stumble due to alcohol still in her system. Lightning opened the door and saw Serah sitting on the chair facing the front door reading a book next to the lamp. Lightning pushed Vanille through and said "go to my room I'll deal with my sister." Vanille nodded and skipped off. Serah sensing she was in trouble tried to slip past the older Farron but got caught. "we have some talking to do and Vanille needs to sleep the booze off so sit down. Please."

Not wanting to piss off her older sister but also not wanting to pass suspicion that she had been out drinking sat on the couch. Lightning walked over and turned the chair around to face her and sat down.

Knowing that the silence was almost deafening Lightning broke the silence "So do you want to tell me anything, maybe about how you and snow are doing or perhaps about you drinking?"

"I-I-I have no idea what you are talking about and Snow and I are fine but if this is abo-" Lightning cut her off quickly "You know you are a bad liar Serah but if you truly didn't go to Lebreau's I can call her and she will say you and Vanille never set foot there tonight to go drinking." Lightning threatened her by raising her phone and began typing a number. Serah began to visibly panic 'got her but what she doesn't know is all I'm doing is texting Fang to say Vanille is going to stay here tonight.'

Knowing her sister will take it easier on her if she confessed to drinking compared to if she heard it elsewhere. "Fine me and Vanille went drinking only cause is because she wanted to talk and normally we would stop at one but Yuj kept persisting on wanting information and Vanille kept taking the drink. And how much did she tell you?"

"Who the bubbly red head oh nothing much but I had to promise to never tell Lightning and I don't break promises, but what I can say is you and Snow breaking up-" Lightning began. "Bitch!" Serah whispered. "SHE also said some rather incriminating things about you. And before you try to go and spill the beans on her secret I already heard it from her."

"So how is Lumina?" Lightning asked not wanting to continue the argument with one of her younger sisters. Serah was about to answer but the girl in question walked in rubbing her eyes. "Why did Vanille come into my room and passed out on my bed while I was asleep?" Again Serah was cut off by another Farron this time it just so happened to be the eldest Farron.

"Because her and Serah went out drinking while I was on duty luckily I was able to get off early because Amodar knows I wouldn't ask if I didn't need it. How long has she been doing this and if you lie to me Luma you will be given the same punishment she is going to get." Not wanting to betray her sister but also not wanting to get on of her eldest sister's cruel and unusual punishments she decided it is easier to ask for Serah's forgiveness than try to get the bleach out of her clothes from the last time she got punished. "About a month normally she gets back about half an hour until you would get here."

"Freaking Lundy." Serah said to the youngest just loud enough for the three of them to hear. Lumina just shrugged and said "It easier to get you to forgive me then to recover again from one of Claire's punishments, and if I recall right last time you sold me up the river when I got sent to the principal's office for 'accidently' setting the science wing on fire."

Lightning just looked at Lumina with her mouth open. "Actually they never did find out who caused that until you just told me and I couldn't get her to talk and I never did punish you for that." Lightning looked between both of her sisters and said "looks like we have as Serah so colourfully put 'Lundy' getting punished with her but neither of you are getting off. I can't wait till morning you two though get as much sleep as you can." Lightning was about to walk up to her room but turned on her heel "by the way I'm off tomorrow mainly out of force on Amador's side so we get to have a day full of fun." Then she turned on her heels again and manically laughs as she closed her door.

The younger two exchanged glances between each other. Lumina broke the silence "you can get your drunk friend out of my bed and into yours and I'm going back to bed and hope to slip into a coma so I can't do whatever she has planned." With that Lumina left before Serah could even respond leaving the young Farron by herself.

Author's Note:

So this happened and it may or may not advance and become a full fledge story. As for the Lundy thing those of you who can tell I'm Irish and he came up when I studied history.

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