I wrote this on the toilet.
The day began like any other day except it wasn't but, we'll get to that later. Steven went to that fry place (I dun forgot what it was called) to order sum bits from his homie Peedee. "Hey Peedee!" he called out as he approached the counter. "I already gotcha Steven." Peedee said as pulled out a bag. See what type of friend Steven got? My friends some boo boo. I'll be ordering the same thing for months and they'll still ask what I want every time and still mess up my order. "Thanks Peedee." Steven said as he took the bag and walked off. He ain't even gotta pay!
He walked back home eating his fry bits (them juns be good) when he noticed a speedboat in the distance. He smiled before continuing his way home. He opened the door to see Connie stepping off the warp pad Pearl behind her. Connie, Pearl is closing in! MOVE! SHE GONNA GET YOU AND FEED YOU TO HER CHILDREN! CONNIEEEEEEEEE! Oh wait nvm. "Oh. I forgot you had practice today," Hehe freakin idiot. ", how did it go?" he asked. "It went well. She really improving. Soon she'll be as good as me. Haha..ha...oh." Pearl said before going silent.
It was silent for another five seconds
"So, Connie do you wanna play a board game?" Steven asked. "Sure." Connie replied. Steven pulled out a Monopoly© ripoff and opened the box. Pearl just stood there in shock.
Eventually Amethyst said Garnet warped back home. "Wassup?" Amethyst said. "Hey Amethyst, we're just playing a board game." Steven replied. Pearl had finally snapped to reality, oop there goes gravity. She turned to face Garnet and Amethyst. "So what did you guys find?" she asked. "Not much, just a few corrupted gems." Garnet said. "To think would've caught them all by now." Pearl said. "Well there were a lot of Gems that were-"
Suddenly a flaming boat came flying through the window. It pinned the Gems against the wall before it exploded.
Steven and Connie were knocked on the by the blast. Both of them had ringing in their ears. "Connie?!" Steven called out. "Steven?!" Connie called out. They could barely hear each other. Steven looked at the remains of the boat. He actually managed to figure out that it was same speedboat he saw earlier. A man suddenly landed in the house through the massive hole made by the boat. He stood up. He was as tall as Pearl, wore a tactical vest, black cargo pants, combat boots and a bandana around his neck. He turned and saw Connie and Steven. "Blimey!" he said in a British accent as he ran up to them. "Charlie?! Are you okay?!" he asked. ""W-what?" Steven asked. "Can you walk?" the man asked. Steven stood up. "Good. Can your girlfriend walk?" he asked. "Who are you?" Connie asked. "Oh you haven't told her about me eh Charlie?" he said. "My name is Boris. I'm here cause there work to do. I didn't you had taken captive otherwise I would've been here sooner. Well let's get going before the authorities arrive." Boris said.
Steven and Connie stared at him in confusion. "Well, let's get going. I've heard the authorities here are pretty raw."
