Harry Potter and his INSANELY Wicked Life

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Disclaimer- I, Snowflake1040, hereby claim that I do NOT own Harry potter charactors and related media. This also applies to the rest of my fanfic.

NOTE- Characters may seem OOC (out of character). I already know this so i would greatly appreciate it if you didn't include that in your reveiws. Which brings me to another topic, I would greatly appreciate it if you guys would review!!!

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Luna Lovegood stared hopelessly at the one thing in life that would make her stare, Harry Potter's tattoo. Her, Neville, Ginny, and the Trio were on the train ride to their 6th year at Hogwarts. The compartment was unusually quiet because they were all staring at Luna staring at Harry's tattoo.

"Luna, ye great git, stop staring and get over the fact that Harry turned goth!!" bellowed Ron.

Harry's tattoo was on the shoulder of his right arm. It was of, ironically, a storm cloud.

"Ron, SHUTUP!! I am tring to get my aura right for when Eloise Midgen comes in." shreiked Harry.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!", chorused Hermione and Ginny.

"So, um, Harry, um does that mean that you, um, like her?", said Neville with great difficulty.

" Neville, you're nobody so I'm not even gonna answer that." Harry hissed quietly.

It seems that ever since Harry found out the truth about, well, EVERYTHING, he seemed to hate Neville with great gusto. Harry even took to sending him fire-breathing Howlers laced with anthrax every once in a while.

Nevile shed a silent tear at Harry's words. He had liked Eloise ever since third year when the famous Alice Creamhart dicovered the cure for acne. There was no way she would choose him over the famous Harry Potter.

"So, Hermione, any plans for dinner tonight?" asked Ron hopefully.

"Actually Ron, yes. Draco invited me over to eat at his table. "

"What! I thought you hated that slimy peice of diarreah!"

"Ron, shutup! He asked me out over the summer. We are, er, a couple now."

Ron fainted.

Just then, Eloise walked in.

"Hey everyone!" said Eloise in the most PREPPIEST voice.

Neville looked up. He always found great comfort looking at her preppy image. Her brown hair, amythest eyes, and 200 pounds of pure whale blubber would give comfort to almost anyone, Neville thought.

" Hey beautiful." said Harry in what he hoped was a smooth voice.

" Oh, hi Harry!" , said Ginny, blushing furiously.

" He was talking to me you arrogant B!" screamed Eloise.

All of a sudden, Ron magically awoke from his faint and beat the crap out of Eloise for dissing his sister.

Harry didn't bother on sticking up for her because he had to reserve his energy for Voldemort. Besides, he reasoned, she wasn't as attractive with her blubber flying everywhere. Meanwhile Neville just turned around and stared at the wall like he didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. Hermione busied herself on concentrating on Draco's face. Ginny was busy crying about being called a b, and Luna was still staring at Harry's storm cloud tattoo. After Ron stopped to take a breather, Hermione came out of her trance about Draco Malfoy and bent down to check Eloise's pulse.

" RON SHE HAS NO PULSE!!! YOU KILLED HER YOU MURDERER!" screamed Hermione.

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