A/N: Hello, all of you wonderful people who had the insight and the time to read my fanfiction. ^~^ Yaayyyy for my first publishment! I am a very slow updater, but my speed is directly proportional to the amount of favorites and reviews! *_* So keep that 'favorite' button happy by click-click-clicking it! Also, please, please do review! ^_^ I hope you like my fanfiction. Here you go.


The very first thing I realized when I woke up was that I was falling.

I barely had time to register what was happening when I felt myself hit the cold, hard ground. Intense pain shot up my spine, leaving me short of breath.

Immediately my eyes blurred, and my chest heaved as my body tried to get accustomed to the severe pain. I honestly thought I was going to die.

After what seemed like several minutes of agony, miraculously, the world refocused.

I blinked once.

I seemed to be seeing... an animation.

I blinked again, wondering if the fall warped my brain somehow. Maybe if I blink just enough, my eyesight will be fixed and everything will turn back to normal again.

Tentatively, I blinked again.

What the fuck?

The clouds looked like they were... drawn. What was going on? What the hell? Where the hell am I?

Terrified, I lifted my hands up to my face. I nearly let out a shriek in horror.

What the hell happened to me?

I felt my heart start to race, and I started choking on my breath. Oh my god. OH my god.

I've become a 2D animation. Shitshitshitshitshit.

Shakily, I sat up. I felt like my blood froze at the sight of my body. Something was very, very wrong.

My legs seemed much too taller than they should be. I knew they were my legs, but at the same time I felt like they were something completely foreign to me.

But what alarmed me the most was that I had a pair of humongousD-cups on my chest. Back in the... Back at home, I had a barely visible A-cup. What's going on? What the fuck has happened to me?

Where are my mother and my father? Where's Miki? The last thing I remember is falling asleep while we watched a movie together. Weren't we having a sleepover?

What the hell?

Where's Jason? Where did my brother go? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. What am I going to do?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY!?

Before I realized it, I started hyperventilating. My eyes started to blur again, and my body started to shake in fear.

Inevitably, I started coughing. Shit, shit, my wheezing problem is acting up again.

At that moment I felt a gentle pat on my back.

"Miss?" I heard a male voice inquire politely. "Miss, are you alright?"

You dipshit, does it look like I'm alright?I wanted to snap back. But unfortunately, my voice caught in my throat with another heave, and I felt more pats on my back.

After a while like this, I finally came to be. A few more coughs, and I calmed down.

My eyes focused on the man who had the insight to help me. Through my steadily centering vision, I managed to make out the outline of a blond man dressed in a suit.

"Miss?" He asked again. I noticed his hand remained on my back.

"Thanks," I croaked out, "I'm fine now."

My eyesight returned to normal, thankfully. The blond man's lips curved up in a smile. His hand found mine and he touched it softly with his lips. "The honor is all mine, m'lady."

I felt my left eye twitch in disgust. Slowly, I withdrew my hand. "Th-thanks, but-"

I blinked again. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

The blond hair fell as a fringe on the man's face, covering one of his eyes. His lone eyebrow curled at one end, and his lips were curved up in a sleazy smile.

And as I stared, I could have sworn I saw hearts bloom in his eyes.

No way. No fucking way. This is waytoo unreal.

"Miss?" He inquired once more.

"A-aah, um," I took a few deep breaths, calming myself down, "Sir, d-do you know where I am?"

The man blinked. "Are you lost, m'lady? I will be happy to escort you home." He lent a hand to help me up. "Currently, we're somewhere around the outskirts of Nanohana."

Nanohana.

That settles it, I thought. I accepted his hand as I got up (but made sure to withdraw it as soon as I got on my feet).

"Thank you, sir. Could you please take me to the nearest restaurant?"

I barely heard his reply of assent. I sighed in disbelief as my eyes roved down the streets of the port town in Alabasta.

I've seen this place before. I know this place.

Lost? Oh yes. I was very lost. I don't even know if I can ever go back home.

I think I'm stuck.

I'm stuck in the world of One Piece.