Title: ABC Guide To Jacob And Alice
Rating: T
Pairing: Alice/Jacob
Summary: The abc guide to the relationship between Jacob Black and Alice Brandon Cullen.
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything from Twilight!
A- Alice. Alice, it was such a common name and yet the girl christened with said name was anything other than common. Jacob Black knew she was different the second he set eyes on her while he was picking up a part for the rabbit in Forks. As soon as his dark eyes took in her tiny form, he knew right away he had to learn as much about her as possible. He wouldn't understand until months later why his father never seemed happy if he brought up the small female in conversation, but by the time he did realize the truth, there was nothing which could be done because by that point he was already half in love with her.
B- Bite. "Alice, you're being over dramatic. I told you I was fine. You didn't even break the skin." Jacob moved so he stood in front of his girlfriend who hadn't spoken a word to him since the wee hours of the morning. "It was a love bite and nothing more Ali. We both knew there was going to be complications, but I consider the night a success considering I'm not dead."
Alice narrowed her eyes at at her shape shifting boyfriend. 'I can't believe you would even joke about that Jake! Do you have any idea how close you actually came to death? I could have killed you and probably would have if you didn't speak up and say something. What happens if next time I am so lost in the moment I don't hear you? What happens if I break the skin? You will die Jake and in my book that is no laughing matter."
"You won't hurt me." The alpha male replied with such sincerity hat Alice couldn't stop herself from believing him.
"How can you know that for sure?" She may not have complete faith in herself, but it was obvious Jacob Black had complete faith in her.
Jacob reached out to cup her cheek with the palm of his hand. "I know without a doubt because I know you Alice. I know you would never do anything that could possibly put me in harms way. Like I said, I trust you Alice and it's about time you start to trust you as well."
C- Cream. Jacob never understood how the future seeing vampire could have such perfect skin. As a rule of thumb, all vampires were supposed to be perfect so they could lure in their next meal without much hassle, but the alpha wolf could usually pick out a flaw or two if he took the time to look extra carefully, yet with Alice, no matter how hard he looked, Jake was unable to find even one tiny flaw. He couldn't even chalk up the fact he saw her as perfect being because he was in love with her. Even when they had been enemies, Jacob still couldn;t find anything wrong with her.
With skin as smooth as porcelain and the color of cream, eyes a bright alluring gold, short spiky hair the color of coal, and a sense of fashion like no other, it was no wonder he couldn't find one thing about her he'd change even if he could. She was his Alice and nothing would ever change that nor would anyone take her from him. If you thought about, it actually told you how much he loved her considering he could look past the little fact she was a vampire, the same thing he was designed to kill.
D- Dimples. Dimples, the first thing little Alice Cullen noticed about Jacob Black were the two tiny dimples, one on each cheek right about his top lip and a little bit to the left. She thought they fit him rather well and made him look more youthful which Alice thought suited him, especially when he smiled. On their wedding day they had chosen to write their own vows to each other and when the pixie like vampire read hers out loud, she made sure to include how much she adore his dimples since technically they were what got them together in the first place. If he hadn't had any dimples then she probably never would have noticed him in the first place. Suffice to say, the other members of Jakes pack never let him live it down and took great joy in reminding him daily that he had, 'the most adorable dimples of all time' at least according to Alice.
E- Elephant. "Let me get this straight, you want to go to Africa on our honeymoon so you can eat an elephant?" Jacob tilted his head at his soon to be wife. During all the years he had known her, the Native American male had gotten used to her strange requests, but this, by far, had to be the strangest request he had ever gotten before. "Don't you want to go somewhere a little more romantic? We can go to Africa anytime."
"We can go somewhere romantic anytime as well." She countered as a pout started to form on her lips. "Remember how I told you that every year my siblings and I have a contest to see who can hunt the most bizarre or most unique out of all the other creatures my brothers and sister hunt? Well it's that time again and I have been undefeated for three years in a row and I am not about to end that streak right now. Last year I won for the okapi I killed, the year before that it was a piranha, and the first year I ever won was a platypus. The main rule is you cannot use the same animal twice and nobody has ever hunted an elephant before. I know Edward is going to hunt an anteater and Emmett is going to hunt a donkey just so he can say he got ass, and the others are doing a good job at concealing what they are going to hunt and so I knew I had to do something unexpected so an elephant it is."
The russet skinned male shook his head with a smile. "Anything for you Alice. I wouldn't want to be the one to end your winning streak and besides, at least it will be a honeymoon we'll never forget."
"That's the spirit!" She chirped happily before pressing her lips against his. "I love you Jacob Black and the next time you need me to do something I promise to do it without complaint since I will owe you a favor for doing this for me."
F- Fawn. "Look Jake, I know you love the little leech or whatever, but since I haven't been out right rude to the little lunatic, my one request is that you keep all your sappy romantic notions out of your head while we are both phased." Leah Clearwater was glad that one of her only friends had found happiness, but sometimes she really wished he would keep his thoughts to himself. "It's getting so bad that I have started dreaming about your little leech. Do you have any idea what it was like for me to have a so not PG rated dream about the midget bloodsucker? My mind is never going to be the same again you know and it's all your fault! You always fawn over her and I cannot take it anymore. How would you feel if I was having dreams about the mind reader, the doctor, or any of the others and it started to effect you? At least I know how to keep my fantasies to myself thank you very much."
Jacob could feel a big goofy smile take over his expression. "You've had erotic dreams about Alice? You have to tell me all about it Lee. I could use some new material for some of my fantasies including Alice. Oh wait, do you think you could just phase and show me rather than tell me? Seeing something with your own eyes is usually better than simply hearing about it."
Even the slap the she-wolf delivered to the side of her alphas head wasn't enough to knock some sense in to him. She sighed with a roll of her eyes. Men were weird and they always would be; nothing she or anyone else did would ever change that. In the end it was just something she would have to get used to.
G- Gleam. There was this look Alice Cullen would get in her eyes that scared her boyfriend more than anything else. It wasn't a look of anger or anything like that, but rather a gleam of curiosity and excitement. Usually it appeared when she had a plan set in her mind and everyone knew when Alice had a plan set her mind, nothing and nobody was safe if she set her gaze towards you. Jake had learned a very long time ago that if he wanted to avoid being pulled in to one of her many schemes, he needed to run as soon as even just a hint of that telltale gleam entered her golden eyes. He needed to run far and he needed to run fasf; of course he never stayed away for long since he was in love with the little bucket of safety, but even though he loved her, he would not take the risk of getting arrested for helping with one of her crazy ideas.
H- Harp. Alice was trying her hardest to keep her laughter from popping out, but she simply could not do it. "You really played the harp in middle school? In all the years I can remember, I have never once met a man, well a straight man, who played the harp. How on earth did that happen Jake?"
"It wasn't by choice trust me." He grumbled while casting his eyes down towards the floor. "I decided I wanted to skip school that day and I had completely forgotten the fact it was the day we would be choosing our instruments in band. Well the next day at school when it was time for band I found out that since I had skipped I would have to take the instrument that was left over and the only instrument not taken was the stupid harp. I wanted to drop band, but my dad wouldn't let me. He said it was my punishment for skipping school and trust me when I say it's a punishment I have never been able to live down."
I- Isabelle. She was a human and yet she was the biggest threat Alice had ever faced before. This weak human girl, Isabelle Swan, had an attraction to Jacob Black she didn't bother trying to hide. The human had just recently moved here to be with her father the police chief Charlie Swan who happened to be best friends with Jacobs father. Billy Black had been thrilled to realize Bella had feelings for his son and he non so stealthily tried to push the pair together.
For weeks Alice toyed with the idea of breaking up with Jacob so he could be free to date Bella Swan if he wanted. Maybe she was the better choice for him considering she was human and would never accidentally kill him in the heat of the moment. Bella would be able to give him a normal life, well as normal of a life a shape shifter could have. Finally Alice had broke down and told Jacob why she had been slowly distancing herself from him. When his eyes widened in disbelief and he stared at her in a way only he had ever done before, she realized that she had nothing to worry from the human female because the way Jacob looked at her made her think 'Isabelle who?'
AN: Hia guys, so I wrote this as a way to try and deal with writers block I have been having lately and it is going to be a two or three part one though I am not sure yet. I guess it depends on how long each section gets. I know I have a few requests for other ABC guides, but this just kind of came to me while I was watching a few Jacob and Alice videos on Youtube. As always I would love to hear your thoughts.
Please R&R like always!
