One fine day with a woof and purr, Sora grabbed a broom to beat away the stray dogs and cats that had settled on his front porch over night. He had to clear a path so that he could join Kairi for a fun day of swim and surf at the beach. But unbeknownst to him, his expert skills with a broom attracted the wrong kind of attention. No, not from the dogs and cats; they scattered like bilge rats on a sinking galleon.

Anyway, Sora replaced his broom next to the mop Cid had given him for his birthday and started off for the beach. But the broom didn't exactly get along with the mop, so it sprouted magical arms and tossed the mop out an open window where it clonked Sora's stalker on the head. Magically.

"Oh dear!" exclaimed the stalker as she picked up the mop. "There's dirt here!" Without even acknowledging the bump caused by the head-whacking-mop, the stalker started to mop the dirt off of a dirt road just outside of Sora's house. But the mop wasn't a dues-paying member of the Mop's Guild, so it was subsequently hunted down and beaten up for mopping on the guild's turf. With no mop left to mop with, the stalker continued to stalk Sora to the beach.

At the beach, Sora and Kairi were busy building a sandcastle. When they finished, they crowned each other King and Queen of the Sandy Sanctuary Kingdom then went for a swim. When they came back to dry off, Sora noticed his towel was missing. Kairi offered to share hers, but this made Sora turn beet red, so he ran off to the Beach Shack to scour around for an old cloth or discarded towel to use. It was there he met her.

"Towel?" said Kanga, holding out the towel she had pinched off the sand when Sora wasn't looking.

"Hey, that's mine!" Sora exclaimed. He tried to make a grab for the towel, but Kanga pulled it away just as his fingers grazed the threads and stuffed it into her pouch. "What'd you do that for?"

"Crumpet?" said Kanga, holding out a plate of old, stale crumpets that were delicious to no one other than the maggots wriggling from them.

"No! Give me back my towel!"

"Oh dear, you're so wet," Kanga said as she stuffed away the crumpets and pulled out a bottle of Vodka. "Drink this, dear. It'll warm you up."

Before Sora could even register what was happening, the dogs and cats from earlier broke into the shack and tackled Kanga for the maggot-crumpets. They gnawed and chewed and clawed through her pouch, tearing everything to shreds and sending Sora's towel flying. Sora caught the towel mid-air and backed away slowly out of the shack, leaving Kanga to the mercy of the animals.

Sora and Kairi finished up their afternoon beach fun and went home while Kanga tried to offer the dogs and cats some Vodka only to realize that the bottle was empty.

The End.