Day One:
Why must dragons always be considered evil? Sure we kidnap the princesses
but there's a reason for that I promise. See we kidnap the princesses
because they are nasty little things. If they aren't sending knights to
kill us to win their hands, they are whining about little things like
clothes and jewelry! See we dragons have very good hearing and it's quite
annoying to listen to them whine. To get them to stop we just go kid nap
them and threaten to eat them. We rarely do eat them, after all they are
such nasty little things and don't taste very good. Neither does metal for
that matter, but we take these princesses away so that the good knights
won't have to deal with such nasty people, but apparently they thing we
LIKE these girls and try to get them back. Usually after one's returned
from a dragon they are much more behaved (we seem to have that effect on
them). Perhaps I should tell a bit about myself before I get into my life
stories. My name is Maur, I'm a simple little green dragon living in the
hills of some mystical little land trying not to get killed. It is really
is annoying when your trying to recover from a night of cattle chasing,
feasting, and the occasional smoke rings with friends, and then while your
sleeping you hear all this ranting and complaining! Honestly I see why the
kings marry their daughters off! If the guys met them before hand they
wouldn't want to marry them!
I'm sorry to rant perhaps I should explain a bit more than my color and
where I live. As you can tell I live next to a castle. Well not right next
to, but close enough to hear everything that goes on. I try to live a
peaceful life, I don't like human flesh. I do like cows, and I try not to
eat so many that the poor farmers don't have anything left. Heck sometimes
I'll fly for miles and miles to find a plump cow pasture to eat just to
leave the poor farmers here something. I'm really not all that bad, but we
get a bad rap. If you come near my lair I'm probably sleeping and you can
walk right by, what would I do with a human anyways? Salty things they are,
not worth my time. Tiny little bites, don't last long enough to enjoy.
Hanging with my friends, holding fire breathing contests are always fun. We
don't try to set the land on fire, it just accidentally happens when we've
had too much sheep (their wool does funny things to our heads, kinda like
what humans get what they call hang overs. Oye, when they have jousting
competitions after a night of one to many sheep, that's a splitting
headache!) I bet your wondering about our obsession with gold and glittery
things aren't you. Who doesn't like a shiny thing?? It's rather amusing to
us, watching the light of the sun or moon, or even our firey breath catch
on the metal. That's all really, the gems and things are just toys to us.
We collect them from the occasional theif, and sometimes people offer them
to us so we don't eat them! (Like we would anyways, honestly people have
nothing to fear).
Anyways, this is my journal of events that happen around here. So wether it be more ranting about princesses or jousting tournaments or someone trying to get a scale, who knows what tomorrow holds. Until then, The Dragon Maur
Anyways, this is my journal of events that happen around here. So wether it be more ranting about princesses or jousting tournaments or someone trying to get a scale, who knows what tomorrow holds. Until then, The Dragon Maur
