Snakeman and the Elbow
Pairings:
None
Idiocy:
Overboard
Rating:
Mild Swearing
Yes! He was finally here!
The blonde raised his hand, made a fist, and knocked three times on the huge wooden door. It opened.
"Orochimaru-sama, the pizza guy-"
Silence.
"Hey, Kabuto-san! Onegai, can I talk to Orochimaru?" Naruto asked brightly.
"… nani-dattebayo?"
"Yeah! Can I talk to Orochimaru?"
"…uh… nanda?" the silver-haired nin asked, now thoroughly confused.
"You see, I have a bet with Kiba that Orochimaru can break the laws of physics," Naruto went on. "So can I please see him?"
"You're not here to get Sasuke-kun and bring him back?"
"No. We're doing that later."
"Kabuto! Is the pizza guy here or…" Sasuke trailed off.
"Hi teme!" said Naruto cheerfully. "How are you?"
"…EH?"
"Kamisama! How hard IS it to tell me if the pizza guy is here or not!" roared the snake sennin from behind the door.
"Oi! Orochimaru!" Naruto said as the irritated Otokage peered around the door. "Hi! Will you help me?"
Orochimaru stared long and hard at the idiot. "You are not the pizza guy," he said finally.
"Nope! Can you lick your elbow?"
Orochimaru blinked. Kabuto blinked. Sasuke blinked, than twitched.
"…Hai."
Naruto waved a camera that he had produced out of nowhere. "Can you do it for the camera please?"
"Naruto-kun," Kabuto said, "Orochimaru-sama can't use his arms, remember?"
"So one of you hold it up while he licks it," Naruto said, unperturbed.
"Uhh… sure, I guess," Orochimaru said, just as confused as Kabuto. "Kabuto, hold up my arm."
So Kabuto held up one of Orochimaru's arms, Orochimaru licked his elbow for the camera, and Naruto left with an earnest "arigato!"
"…what the hell was that about?" Orochimaru grouched. "And where is the damn pizza guy?"
Just because me and my friend were talking about the physical impossibility of licking your elbow. Then I was like, waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit… Orochimaru has that freakin' long tongue, I bet he could lick his elbow! And that's where this was born.
