Arthur's Sister problems!

When Arthur was a lil' boy

He got a baby sister

His mommy said

"Now, don't feel down, you'll be a brother, Mister!"

"But, Mommy, what if she is bad?"

"Don't worry, Arthur, just be glad

You'll have someone to play with!"

"But I have Buster!"

"I mean another kid!

So just be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!"

"But Mommy, is she really to keep?"

"Of course she is, she's in my tummy!"

"Okay, Mommy, was she yummy?"

"Arthur, please, you're not funny."

"But all I asked was if she was yummy,"

"ARTHUR!"

"Geez, what's up with her;

I'm only getting a baby sister!"