Arthur's Sister problems!
When Arthur was a lil' boy
He got a baby sister
His mommy said
"Now, don't feel down, you'll be a brother, Mister!"
"But, Mommy, what if she is bad?"
"Don't worry, Arthur, just be glad
You'll have someone to play with!"
"But I have Buster!"
"I mean another kid!
So just be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!"
"But Mommy, is she really to keep?"
"Of course she is, she's in my tummy!"
"Okay, Mommy, was she yummy?"
"Arthur, please, you're not funny."
"But all I asked was if she was yummy,"
"ARTHUR!"
"Geez, what's up with her;
I'm only getting a baby sister!"
