TA: Hi! Me again with another totally messed up Fushigi yuugi fic!
Tamahome: Sweet Suzaku now what are you planning?
TA: You'll see ^_^ Now, for starters, I don't own Tasuki, Nuriko, Tamahome-
Tamahome: Thank Suzaku
TA: whack QUIET WHILE I DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Tamahome: @_@wahhhh
TA: ahem I don't own Tamahome, Miaka, or the storyline for Titanic
Tamahome: WHAT?!!
TA: This'll be fun….drags Tamahome off to start the fanfic
scripts mysteriously drop into the hands of Tasuki, Tamahome, and Miaka
Tasuki: Aw, shit…TA's back
TA: That a bad thing?! appears in a director's chair, Nuriko behind her
Miaka: Nuriko, why don't you have a script?
Nuriko: ^_^. I conveniently signed up to be TA's "muse."
Tamahome: Figures she wouldn't offer us that…
TA: hehe ^^;;
Tasuki: So, what the hell are ya makin us do now?
TA: Lookit the scripts.
screams are heard from inside the house from outsidethe dead wake up
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Scene 1
Miaka: dressed as Rose from Titanic, is standing on the edge of the "boat" TA, the ground is only 2 feet down….wasn't the Titanic supposed to be bigger?
TA: blinkblink Alright, you want regular size, you get regular size.
ship grows to be the size of the Titanic
TA: Happy?
Miaka: Hai! Alright Tamahome, this is where you try to help me over the side and I slip.
Tamahome: O-kay…
Tasuki: Need a hand Tamahome?! pushes him over the edge
black-outcamera comes back on and Tamahome is holding Tasuki over the water, dripping wet
Tasuki: Hey, Tamahome, c'mon buddy, it was just a joke…can't you take a joke….you know I can't swim Tamahome….for Suzaku's sake don't drop me!!!
Miaka: burble burble
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Scene 2:
Nuriko: TA, are you sure this dress looks good on me? I'm not really sure about this color…
TA: Not my fault no one rescued Miaka innocent face This is the dance scene.
Tamahome: starts coming down the stairs looking all nice in a tuxedo
Tasuki: Shiiiiiiitttttt! I forgot my tessen upstairs!
Nuriko: it's on your–
Tasuki: bolts up the stairs knocking Tamahome over on the way
Nuriko: -back….
Tasuki: Right! How it is! Stupid me! dashes downstairs againknocks Tamahome over again as he tries to get up
TA: Having fun Tasuki?
Tasuki: hell yeah!
TA: =D So'm I
Tamahome: You're all against me….
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Scene 3
Tamahome: I hope Miaka comes out of her coma in time for that special couch scene =D
Upstairs in Miaka's room…
Mokona: holds a frying pan, sitting by Miaka's bedSuboshi stands beside Mokona
Miaka: uhg…what happe–
Mokona: Puu! clang
Suboshi: That's five.
Downstairs at the filming/movie…
TA: I don't think so….
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TA: um…gomen…that was all I could think of up there. Only seen the movie once, only remember those scenes that I could make fun of.
