TA: Hi! Me again with another totally messed up Fushigi yuugi fic!

Tamahome: Sweet Suzaku now what are you planning?

TA: You'll see ^_^ Now, for starters, I don't own Tasuki, Nuriko, Tamahome-

Tamahome: Thank Suzaku

TA: whack QUIET WHILE I DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Tamahome: @_@wahhhh

TA: ahem I don't own Tamahome, Miaka, or the storyline for Titanic

Tamahome: WHAT?!!

TA: This'll be fun….drags Tamahome off to start the fanfic

scripts mysteriously drop into the hands of Tasuki, Tamahome, and Miaka

Tasuki: Aw, shit…TA's back

TA: That a bad thing?! appears in a director's chair, Nuriko behind her

Miaka: Nuriko, why don't you have a script?

Nuriko: ^_^. I conveniently signed up to be TA's "muse."

Tamahome: Figures she wouldn't offer us that…

TA: hehe ^^;;

Tasuki: So, what the hell are ya makin us do now?

TA: Lookit the scripts.

screams are heard from inside the house from outsidethe dead wake up

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Scene 1

Miaka: dressed as Rose from Titanic, is standing on the edge of the "boat" TA, the ground is only 2 feet down….wasn't the Titanic supposed to be bigger?

TA: blinkblink Alright, you want regular size, you get regular size.

ship grows to be the size of the Titanic

TA: Happy?

Miaka: Hai! Alright Tamahome, this is where you try to help me over the side and I slip.

Tamahome: O-kay…

Tasuki: Need a hand Tamahome?! pushes him over the edge

black-outcamera comes back on and Tamahome is holding Tasuki over the water, dripping wet

Tasuki: Hey, Tamahome, c'mon buddy, it was just a joke…can't you take a joke….you know I can't swim Tamahome….for Suzaku's sake don't drop me!!!

Miaka: burble burble

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Scene 2:

Nuriko: TA, are you sure this dress looks good on me? I'm not really sure about this color…

TA: Not my fault no one rescued Miaka innocent face This is the dance scene.

Tamahome: starts coming down the stairs looking all nice in a tuxedo

Tasuki: Shiiiiiiitttttt! I forgot my tessen upstairs!

Nuriko: it's on your–

Tasuki: bolts up the stairs knocking Tamahome over on the way

Nuriko: -back….

Tasuki: Right! How it is! Stupid me! dashes downstairs againknocks Tamahome over again as he tries to get up

TA: Having fun Tasuki?

Tasuki: hell yeah!

TA: =D So'm I

Tamahome: You're all against me….

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Scene 3

Tamahome: I hope Miaka comes out of her coma in time for that special couch scene =D

Upstairs in Miaka's room…

Mokona: holds a frying pan, sitting by Miaka's bedSuboshi stands beside Mokona

Miaka: uhg…what happe–

Mokona: Puu! clang

Suboshi: That's five.

Downstairs at the filming/movie…

TA: I don't think so….

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TA: um…gomen…that was all I could think of up there. Only seen the movie once, only remember those scenes that I could make fun of.