CHAPTER 1- THE GREAT FRAUD RISES

IT WAS ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE FAMOUS WHEEL SKELETON RACERS, HARSH "THE WHEEL" PATEL. HE GOT THAT TITLE FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF SPEED HE HAS HARNESSED OVER THE YEARS OF HIS LIFE. SOME SAY THAT HE STAYS BETWEEN 360 AND 420 MPH. HIS TOO FAVORITE NUMBERS. BUT ANYWAY ON TO HIS AMAZING (READ: BORING AS FUCK) LIFE. HE GOT OUT OF HIS BED MADE OF WEED THAT HE HAD CUSTOM ORDERED FROM A SHIRTLESS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FROM MEXICO. HE COULD ONLY SAY TO HIMSELF, "DAMN WHAT A DAY IT IS TO BE ME." HE THEN TURNED TO HIS FIGURES OF YOSUKE, HAKUMEN, AZRAEL, AND A SLEW OF OTHERS AS THEY ARE ALL HIS HUSBANDOS BECAUSE HE A MANSLUT WHO IS TOO FAST FOR ONLY ONE MAN.

HE THEN DECIDED TO BOOT UP HIS COMPUTER(READ: PIECE OF SHIT MICROWAVE) SO HE COULD TALK TO HIS BESTEST BUDDIES OVER AT TEAMSRW. THESE TOTAL BADASSES ARE A COLLECTION OF SOME OF THE COOLEST MEN ALIVE AND CHRIS. RYRY WHO IS THE COOLEST OF THEM ALL WITH HIS ABUNDANCE OF PURE MAIDENS, ROBBYGROLO-KYUN WHO LOVES MAIDENS WHO WEEP THEIR FUCKING EYES OUT, LAMESAMA WHO LEADS THEM AND WANTS TO BANG BRIDGET SO HARD, JOSH THE NICEST MAN TO EVER EXIST, AND SERAPHIC WHO CONTINUES TO STREAM FATE EVEN THOUGH JOJOS ALWAYS FUCKS IT UP. OH YEAH CHRIS IS THERE TOO. HE LIKES TO FUCK LOTS OF DIFFERENT THINGS. LITTLE GIRLS, ROBOT DRAGONS, CARS, RABBITS, ETC. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

AFTER 3 HOURS WHEN HIS COMPUTER FINALLY FINISHED BOOTING WINDOWS 98 HE TALKED WITH HIS GOOD PALS. HE WAS OVERJOYED WHEN RYRY WAS SHITTING ON THINGS FAGGOTS ENJOY. RYRY WAS THEN SLAIN BY THE HOMOSEXUAL MODS AND HE HAD NOWHERE TO TURN BUT TO HIS OWN SADNESS. HARSH DISTRAUGHT BY HIS LOSS DECIDED TO GO OUTSIDE WITH HIS HAKUMEN BODY PILLOW. HE WAS HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME RUNNING THROUGH HIS YARD WITH THAT FRAUDULENT BASTARD IN HIS ARMS. THEN SUDDENLY A SPEAR OF FUCKING FIRE CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND PIERECED HAKUMEN. HARSH COULD ONLY STAND THERE AND WATCH AS HIS FAVORITE POSSESION WAS BURNED TO ASH LIKE THE WEED THAT HE WAS STORING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION. HE THEN SWORE REVENGE ON THE FOUL DEMON THAT HAD DEFILED HIS PURE HUSBANDO. SO HE EQUIPED HIS MASK OF THE CHILD. PREPARED HIS CHAOS +5 TWOHANDER. AND HOPPED ON HIS WHEEL SKELETON BICYCLE AND TOOK UP THE TITLE OF THE GREAT FRAUD IN AN EFFOR TO SHOW THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST WHY HAKUMEN WAS TOP TIER.