BROKEN SHARDS

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters from Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts. I do, however, own this storyline. YAY!!

This is a series of one-shots featuring the characters from Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts.

SHARD 1- BAD HAIR DAY

It was mid-morning and he was already hungry. He craved a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but what he wanted more than that was…..

Yes, you guessed it- HOTDOGS!!

But no, he had to exercise self-control he was SeeD after all.

To take his mind off his incessant food cravings he made his way to the Quad. On his way, he noticed that several people were staring at him, and then laughing when he turned away.

'Okay!' He thought. 'I didn't comb my hair today, but it can't look THAT bad!'

Undeterred, he finally reached the Quad and made his way towards his friends Selphie, Irvine and Quistis.

"ZELL!" Selphie squealed as she saw him approaching. Zell Dincht smiled and quickened his pace.

"Wassup, guys!" Zell greeted his friends.

"N-nothing!" Irvine stammered, not quite meeting Zell's eyes.

"Y-yeah, n-nothing….ha!" Quistis barely stifled her giggle before Zell raised his eyebow at her, making her laugh for real. This caused Irvine to start laughing too.

"What the friggin' hell is going on?" Zell asked, finally having enough.

"What? Is there something wrong?" Selphie didn't seem to notice what was going on. She seemed completely clueless, which she generally was, to what had made Irvine and Quistis lose their cool.

Suddenly from behind them came a very familiar giggle. All of them, or rather Selphie and Zell, as Irvine and Quistis were otherwise occupied, to see who it was.

"Oh my God!" Rinoa laughed. "That is just sooo funny!!" She quickly broke down into hysterics.

Squall, on the other hand, just stared at Zell in shock, making Zell ask again:

"What the friggin hell is going on!!"

"You don't know" was all that Squall said in disbelief, his gaze shifting between the enraged Zell and the oblivious Selphie before turning away to shake his head.

In the end it was Seifer who broke the silence on what was going on!

"Ha ha, chicken-wuss!" Seifer, flanked by his cronies Raijin and Fujin, chuckled. "I always knew you were strange but I didn't know you were gay!!"

"WHAT!!" Zell yelled, causing Irvine, Quistis and Rinoa to stop laughing.

"But your hair?" Seifer continued.

"What about MY HAIR?"

"It's PINK! Bright, Bubblegum Pink!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Well, what do ya think. You like? Please review or the BlackMage shall get angry. Just kidding!