Wario and Waluigi's Maximon Adventure

by MarioMan67

Chapter One: Are They Real?

Once upon a time in the Mushroom Kingdom, there were two idiots known by the names of Wario Wario and Waluigi Wario. Why were their last names Wario? I don't know. Anyway, the Wario Bros. were thieves. Incompetent thieves. And they did other stuff too. Like opening up a pawn shop that failed after three days. But that's another story. Today, we're gonna talk about the time the Wario Bros. went on a Pokemon-type journey. That's right, they walked the earth going on a journey with knockoffs. On the way, crazy stuff happened. And in the end, oh wait that doesn't even matter because we're starting at the beginning, not at the end. Now, here's the story you've been expecting for about a minute, described in full detail.


Wario was watching children's TV. No, wait, he was watching a cartoon based on him and Waluigi. Why did they have their own cartoon, I don't know.

''God, these commercials are boring.'' said Wario.

Of course they are, Wario, it's just child-targeted toy and food commercials mixed in with life insurance commercials… that aren't even good!

''Shut up!'' the yellow-hatted man yelled.

Then, a commercial for an about-to-be famous fad came on.


Larry Koopa was on TV. He said to a young Mushroomer, ''Have you ever bought a trading card game, and found out some of these are duplicates?''

''Uhh, yes?'' said the TV boy.

''Well, then try out our new Maximon trading card game! There is no duplicates, AND you get 60 cards in ONE package for $20! What a deal!'' replied Larry.

''Cool!''

Larry continued pitching the card game. ''And also, for a limited time, you can get TWO Maximon card packages in ONE bundle for $50, and we're even including a free randomly selected Maximon action figure! Yes, a reduced bundle price, an action figure, 120 cards, WHAT CAN GO WRONG?''

''Alright! Awesome! I think I will buy that bundle instead! No, wait, I'll buy two! Three! Four! Maybe TEN?'' replied the TV boy.

The Koopaling kept on hamming it up. ''BUT WAIT CHILDREN! There's more we have to tell you about! Catch the Maximon television series on Lil' Mushroom's Animation Block on MBN! IT FEATURES ALL OF YOUR FAV~ORITE MAXIMON! KOOPA TROOPA! GOOMBA! BOO! CHEEP CHEEP! AND MANY, MANY, MORE! I CAN'T STOP SCREAMIN'!''

''There's a cartoon too? I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE~!'' The Mushroomer took off and disappeared.

Larry continued. ''Yes, little boy! *addresses viewers* QUICK! WATCH THE CARTOON AND PLAY THE CARD GAME AND YOU'LL BE FINE! IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY, YOU'LL ROT IN HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''


The commercial ended, and Wario became extremely excited. ''Wow! This makes me want to… WATCH THE CARTOON AND GET THE CARDS!'' He started running out of the house. ''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-D'OH!'' A net got him. He had been captured by his mother!

''Where do you think you're going?'' said Mom.

Wario became nervous. ''To-to-to-to-to-to-go rob a bank?''

''Alright! Have fun!'' Mom lifted the net, and Wario walked off. When his mother was out of sight, he ran off.

Wario walked down to the local Toys 'R' Us downtown. He entered the shop. Then, he bought all the remaining Maximon merchandise in the shop. Even the stuff in the storage room. He brung the stuff to the checkout.

The checkout man scanned everything. He then informed Wario, ''Ok. The total cost of all this stuff is 15,331 coins, plus tax.''

''Ok.'' Wario checked his pockets. To his displeasure – he had only 2,000 coins. (Dun dun dun!) ''Goddamn it! I can't pay you!''

''Well, too bad! You can walk out with only some of the stuff, or you can leave and take your business elsewhere!'' said the checkout guy.

Wario took the stuff away, stuffed it in a couple of bags, and punched the checkout guy. He then did the Nelson Muntz laugh. ''Ha-ha! I'm a professional robber, you idiot! You should've known better!'' He walked out.

The checkout guy called the police. A few minutes later…


''Put your hands up!'' a policeman commanded.

Wario was stubborn. ''No!''

''Put your hands up!'' said another police officer.

Wario wouldn't budge. ''No way!'' he yelled.

''PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR WE'LL TASE YOU!'' said a big, burly, black policewoman.

Wario ran away like a coward. The police chased after him. He ran back to his and Waluigi's house.

''Hello!'' said Waluigi. ''Why are you panting like that?''

Wario dropped the stuff on the floor. ''Because the police are after me.''

''WHAT!?''

The police burst through the door. The policewoman pulled out a taser and got Wario. The police took the stuff back to Toys 'R' Us, and that thief to prison.


Six months later after breaking out, Wario came back.

''Alright, Waluigi. Let's take it easy and not do anything bad for a while, OK?'' he said.

Waluigi replied, ''Shouldn't I be staying this to you instead? You're the one you took the Maximon stuff in the first place.''

''Whatever. I'm the smarter one anyway.'' Wario sat on the (stolen) sofa and turned on the TV. There it was – Maximon in its anime-like glory. And it was a marathon of it too. He stayed glued to the television for the next few hours. When it was over, he turned to his brother and said, ''This looks like the most interesting TV show in the world... I want to be a trainer too!''

''Are you sure about this, Wario?'' asked Waluigi. ''You know these creatures aren't real.''

''Oh, they are real. One of my cellmates said they were. I mean, he worked for one of those evil organizations were they capture Maximon and hold them for ransom.''

Waluigi yelled at Wario. ''THEY'RE NOT REAL, WARIO. They don't exist. That guy must be crazy anyway. Kidnapping innocent animals.''

''… You may have a point. The guy was crazy. But still, they're real. I've seen them in pictures online and in magazines. There's really all kinds of Maximon living with us on this planet. Rock-types, water-types, fire-types, grass-types, normal-types, electric-types…''

''Dark-types, stupid-types, animal-types, object-types, fairy-types…'' mocked Waluigi. ''Come on!''

''It doesn't matter what you think – I want you to come with me on my journey. I want to escape the police and the IRS. Besides, it'll grant us the opportunity to capture some Maximon and train them to become ridiculously powerful. We can use them to help us out with our OWN purposes. Like, showing off how strong our Maximon are, stealing money from banks, stealing stuff from stores and houses, helping us promote our business, etcera, etcera, etcera…'' Wario stopped when he saw Waluigi sleeping. He slapped him. ''Wake up, you idiot.''

''Ohhh… What are we gonna do again?'' said Waluigi.

''…Let's go outside already.''

A/N: So, what do you think? Was this story good? I hope you liked this chapter! See ya next time!

To be continued…