A/N: A few weeks ago I read five minute crossovers with SG1 by SotF and was inspired to write this, however I couldn't seem to figure out how to send it to him to be included in his series, therefore I am putting it up here myself. Thank you SotF for the inspiration.
The trip through the gate was typically uneventful, even the area around the gate was peaceful. As the team walked to the top of a nearby hill to see the lay of the land, they thought nothing of the perfectly paved road that they walked on. As they watched the settlement in the valley before them, Colonel O'Neill exclaimed, "Finally a planet with some technology. Look nobody is walking from place to place here; everyone is using vehicles, all different kinds of vehicles."
Watching the vehicles darting to and fro, SG1 was startled to see a large and powerful looking tractor-trailer head in their direction. As they took defensive positions, they were stunned to see the truck somehow change shape and amazed when the truck/robot addressed them, "Greetings, travelers. I am Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots."
"Sweet!" pronounced O'Neill, then he groaned glancing at Carter's rapturous face, "Oh, no, we've landed in Carter's doohickey heaven."
