ULTIMATER FORCE - Part 1 the door
[EXT - Night]
Henno is sitting down with his new Colonel General Clive
Clive - Listen here Henno, Soviet Arabs have broken into the Redditch branch of Spar and are planning on poisoning the Lucozade. Literally millions of women, children and retards are in danger.
Henno - But sir, we can't just go in the front door all guns blazering, the terrorists are going to run off to a different convenience store and then we'll have to start looking all over again.
Clive - Now look here son, I've got 49 years experience dealing with the type of thing that's happening now, and you're just a bald.
Henno - You're not in charge any more
Clive - Ok, fine. But one day it could your nephew drinking that lucozade, and then he's gonna shitting out his insides right there by the cash machine.
Henno - I know what I'm doing, I'm Ultimate Force. Now, where are my trousers?
[EXT - Night]
That evening, Henno and the Ultimate Force are outside. The Spar. They are dressed in army guy clothes, except the lady one who is crying.
Henno - Look, I'm not doing what the captain general said, we're not doing this full frontal. We're going in the back way. Stop crying.
Woman army guy - I'm just thinking of all those poor orphans who won't be getting their lucozade this week.
Henno - If we don't stop what these bad men want to do then they'll be getting a lot more than no fizzy drink. Right, let's jump over the fence and then go in with ultimate FORCE.
INT - SPAR
There's a large bang at the door, and then there is no door. Henno runs in, yelling at the top of his voice
Henno - SHOOT THE MEN! SHOOT THEM IN THE BALLS! LOOK THAT ONE S GOT A GUN ALSO SHOT HIM!"
Man Army Guy - Oh no, I tried to shot him, but he shoot me and now I can't get up
Henno - Woman, save him, I'm still trying to shoot my big gun.
Woman - I can't, I died because I stood too close to the door when you blew it up with ultimate force.
Henno - BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Henno shoots the guy. Then there's a bottle of lucozade that might fall.
Henno - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Henno misses it and bottle shatters.
Henno - Well shit, guess this was the wrong spa. These bad men must still be there!
[To be continued]
